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Funniest Play Piano Short Jokes
Short play piano jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The play piano humour may include short piano jokes also.
- Why does helen keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing
- Lost my job as an old west saloon piano player when a mysterious stranger walked in the door and I just kept playing
- I played "My Heart Will Go On" on a public piano and people yelled at me. Can't wait till this cruise is over.
- When I was a kid I figured out how to play the piano by ear. After a while I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.
- Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not.
Patient: That's wonderful I could never play piano before! - What do you call an accordion teacher who can play both the piano and the accordion? A halfWit.
- A man broke the Guinness World Record by playing the same piano key 1,000 times in 1 minute He then went home and broke the world record for most satisfied girlfriend.
- A man broke his hand. He asked the doctor, "Will I be able to play piano as soon as the cast comes off?"
"Of course!" said the doctor.
The man replied, "Great. I never could before." - When I was little, I wanted to play the piano really badly. Now that I'm older, I can now play the piano really badly.
- Why Can't Thor play Piano? He hates playing the Lokis.
(I know it's bad plus it's better read out loud)
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Play Piano One Liners
Which play piano one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with play piano? I can suggest the ones about play guitar and piano player.
- Playing the piano is like living. I gave up on piano at 7 years old.
- How did the catholic priest play the piano? In A minor.
- What do you call a snowman that can play the piano? Frosty the Snowpianist!
- Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? So she could sing with the other.
- Have you heard of the piano-playing spy? Neither have I. He's very low-key.
- What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano? A Minor
- What kind of cheese plays the piano? Mozart-rella!
- What's Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano? The synth lord
- Why couldn't bach play the piano? It was baroque
- You know you spend too much time sitting, playing piano... ...when your Bach hurts
- In what key do ghosts play the piano? In the spoo-key.
- What kind of piano songs does the Nike CEO play? Just duets
- What do you call a snowman that plays piano? Meltin' John
- Why couldn't the backbone play the piano? He only knew the spinal chord
- What does rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor.
Comical & Quirky Play Piano Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about play piano you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playing instruments jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make play piano pranks.
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don’t see why not," replies the doctor.
"That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
Two gay guys live together
The first guy says, "Let's play hide-and-seek. I'll hide, and if you find me I'll blow you."
The second guys says, "What if I can't find you?"
He says, "I'll be behind the piano."
Genie with a flaw
A guy walks into a bar. He sets a bag onto the bar, orders three shots of whiskey, and slams them all back.
The bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what's the problem?"
The guy reaches into the bag, pulls out a little piano, then set it on the bar. He reaches back inside, pulls out a little stool, and sets it in front of the piano. He reaches in one more time, pulls out a little man, and sits him on the stool. The man then proceeds to play a wonderful sonata that fills the establishment and leaves the patrons in awe.
"Wow, that was great!" exclaimed the bartender. "Where'd you find this guy?"
The man reaches into the bag one last time and pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says "Rub it."
The bartender rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. The genie says "I shall grant you one wish, whatever your heart desires."
"I want a million bucks!" the bartender shouts.
"It shall be done." And
A minute later, a duck walks into the bar. And then another duck, and then another. Soon the bar is full of ducks.
"Hey buddy," the bartender says to the man. "I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Yeah," said the man. "Do you think I really asked for a twelve-inch pianist?"
I can't play music in piano;
I guess you could say it's not my forte.
A man is going in for surgery...
And right as he's about to go under, he asks the doctor: "Doc, will I be able to play piano after this?" The doctor says, "Of course you will, this surgery is just on your knee. Why do you ask?" The man replies, "Well I don't play at the moment, but I've always wanted an easy way to do it."
Why did Liberace like playing the piano?
Because he s**... on the o**....
Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.
A man walks into a bar and sees a tiny man playing a tiny piano.
He asks the bartender about it and is tould that there is a genie in the bar that will give a one a free wish. Then, the bartender tells him that somebody asked for a million bucks the day before but was instead given a million ducks, so the genie must be hard of hearing. So the man asks the bartender "what did you ask for" and the bartender said "do you really think that I asked for a twelve inch pianist."
What do you call a religious man who plays the piano and commited a crime?
Felonious monk
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
The title of this post is the joke.
"operation"
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
Why does elton john play the piano?
Because he s**... on an o**....
Did you hear about child m**... who plays the piano?
He was f**... a minor
I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays.
"Mostly just piano," he replied, "but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little o**...."
My dog won't stop playing the piano
I guess you can say she...
Won't stop Bach-ing
What do you call a quadriplegic who plays the piano?
A headbanger.
Why can't Bach play the piano?
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar, orders a beer, walks over to the piano, and sets his beer down on it. The piano man's monkey climbs over and pees directly into the glass of beer. The man says
"Hey, do you know your monkey peed in my glass?!?"
The piano man says
"No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll play it for you."
A grade school teacher asks her students what their parents do for a living.
Billy proudly stands up and announces, "My daddy plays piano in a w**...."
The teacher is aghast and promptly changes the subject. Later that day, she calls Billy's mother and explains what Billy said.
Billy's mother says, "Actually, his father's an attorney, but how can we explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space...
I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."
People who play the piano are pianists
People who do science are scientists
People who race cars are racists
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A man is going to the hospital for an operation...
He asks the doctor: "Doc, will I be able to play the piano after my operation?"
The doctor says yes.
He then says:"That's good! I couldn't before."
What the difference between playing a piano and dropping a piano?
One sounds like Thelonius Monk, and the other sounds like a melodious "thunk!".
Before taking lessons, Elton John first learned how to play the piano by ear.
I still think it was easier to use my fingers.
A man is going into hand surgery...
He asks his doctor, "Will I be able to play the piano after the procedure?"
"Sure," his doctor replies.
"Good," says the man. "I've always wanted to be able to play."
Why is someone who plays the piano called a pianist...
... but a person who drives race cars not called a racist?
A friend just got a brand new grand piano
I complimented him on it by saying it plays like a baby. He asked what did I mean by that? I said it's smooth, beautiful, and it makes an unbelievable racket if you kick it down a flight of stairs.
I always wondered 🤔
Why is a person who play the piano called a pianist but a person who races not called a racist?
A pianist performing in a subway terminal...
was playing beautifully. I was only offput by the weird looking kid with a dunce cap sitting atop the piano.
Suddenly, the weird looking kid with the dunce cap jumped up and scurried off. The piano player abruptly stopped playing.
I asked him, "why did you stop playing?"
To which he replied, "I cannot play piano without my metro-gnome."
Dad jokes....
Dad: When this heals, will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: Yes, you'll be fine in a few days.
Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument.
It's a medical miracle
A man is recovering from surgery after a car c**..., and he notices that both his hands are covered in casts. When a nurse comes to check on him, he asks "Will I be able to play piano after this?"
"Yes, the casts should come off in a few weeks, then you should be able to play."
"That's funny, I couldn't play piano before the accident."
I had a one night stand with a girl the other night...
At the beginning of the night I played piano for her and she said I was just like Amadeus or Beethoven.
From that point on I knew she was never going to call me Bach.
Why did the ghost play the piano?
He didn't have any organs.
What did Beethoven say to his hairy piano playing dog, Lise?
"Come here, furry Lise."
A pianist was trying to be unique by lying down on the floor and playing the piano simultaneously during a concert.
Needless to say, he was flat.
Me: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano once my arms heal again?
Doctor: Yes
Me: Oh that's amazing, I didn't know how to play before
Why can't t-rex's play the piano?
Cause they're extinct.
What do you call an insect playing the piano?
BEEthoven
Doctor one question: am I going to play the piano after the surgery?
Yes of course. Yo will play the piano wonderfully!
That's great cause I've never played the piano before.
I'm pretty sure I ended up gay because i couldn't play piano.
Yeah, I really s**... on the o**....
What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?
That low key gave me chills
If you drop a piano down a mineshaft, what in what key will it play when it lands?
A flat minor.
When I compose songs on my piano, I play multiple notes at once to make my songs longer.
They're extension chords.
What do you call a famous dog who can play the piano
Beethoven
A man walks into a bar...
There's only him, the barman and a guy about a foot high playing the piano.
'What you want to drink?' Asks the barman.
' any recommendations?' replies the guy.
' we have genie beer, you get a free wish when you open the bottle'
So the guy gets one, opens the bottle and asks for a million bucks.
Immediately a million ducks appear
' w**..., I wished for a million bucks!' the customer moans.
' tell me about it' says the barman ' you think I wanted a 12 pianist'.
I've been teaching myself to play the piano by ear.
It really bruised the side of my head.
Joke from Slovakia
The earlier post reminded me of a joke my brother saw in a newspaper when he lived in Bratislava.
Two guys are sitting on a couch watching television.
Buddy: Hey, do you know how to play the piano?
Guy: I don't know, I've never tried!
When I was a kid
When I was a kid I figured out how to play the piano by ear. After a while I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.
A patient gets its eyes checked after cataract surgery
He asks his doctor: How does it look, doc? Am I able the play the piano?
Doctor: It looks all fine. With the right glasses it should be no problem.
Patient: That's amazing, I've never played the piano before!
Our neighbors dog would often play the piano
His Bach was worse than his bite
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Can I have a free drink if I show you something amazing?"
The bartender agrees so he pulls out a tiny piano, a frog and a hamster. The hamster starts playing the piano and the frog starts singing Adele. As the bartender gets him his drink a punter asks him "how much for the singing frog?" The man replies "I'll sell him for £100 if you want?" And the punter agrees. The bartender sees this and says to the man " WHAT?! You could have made millions off that Why'd you sell him so cheap?" And the man says "no, it's okay... The hamsters a ventriloquist"
Q: why are reptiles so good at playing the piano??
A: because they really know their scales!!
I was the pianist in a piano bar
Customer walks up to me and asks Can you play strawberry Fields Forever?
No, after a few hours my fingers get tired
A guy's playing basketball with his buddies...
A guy's playing basketball with his buddies when he injures a finger badly.
He goes to the doctor and explains what happened.
The doctor examines it and says "It's broken, but we'll be able to get it healed up just about as good as new."
The guy gets a concerned look on his face and asks "Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after it's all healed up?"
Noticing his concerned look, the doctor reassures him "Sure you will," with a warm smile on his face.
The guy gets really excited and exclaims "YES! I've always wanted to be able to play the piano!"
A man walks into a bar
And pulls out a small piano, a small chair, and a small man. Theman walks over to the piano and starts playing it.
Everyone in the bar is amazed. They ask the man how he did it.
There's a genie outside granting wishes, says the man.
Upon hearing this, one of the bar patrons runs out of the bar and asks the genie, Are you granting wishes?
The genie says yes, so the man asks, give me a million bucks! And bam! A million ducks appear.
The guy goes back into the bar and says, hey! That genie is deaf!
The other guys replies, yeah, I know. Do you think i'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?
Guy hears incredible piano music coming from a bar...
So he walks in and there's a guy about a foot tall that is beautifully playing any song someone requests. The guy is totally perplexed and asked the bartender how they found him. Bartender points to a genie sitting at the end of the bar and tells him he'll grant any wishes you want.
The guy walks up to the genie and says "I wish I had a million bucks!" p**..., there's a million ducks that appeared out of nowhere.
Guy tells the bartender the genie got it wrong. Bartender replies "you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist'?
Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
I hit my piano, and now it only plays Pachelbel, Vivaldi, and Bach
I guess I must've baroque it.
Genie will grant you one ...
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, Where did you get such a big lighter?
The man replies, See that man playing piano over there? He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish.
So the guy walks over to the genie and says, I wish for a million bucks. All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he.
The guy replies, No kidding! You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic!
A man tells his friend that he has a dog in a suitcase who can play the piano.
The friend says ok let's see it . The man opens the suitcase and sure enough a small dog with a small piano comes out and plays the piano with great skill. As he plays a crowd gathers around to watch. After some time a female dog comes out from the crowd, picks him up by the scruff and carries him off. The friend asks what's going on is that part of his routine? The man says No that's his mother, she wants him to be a doctor.
(Translated from Hindi and relayed by my father in law)