Play Drums Jokes
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Funniest Play Drums Short Jokes
Short play drums jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The play drums humour may include short playing instruments jokes also.
- My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It's part of her minstrel cycle.
- Why did the accordion player sell his instrument and switch to the drums? He wanted to play something less complicated.
- I can't believe my neighbour. He knocked on my door and yelled for me AT 2am. 2am! Can you believe him? Lucky for him i was still awake playing my drums.
- Me, neighbor and cops are making a band I play electric guitar, Cops are playing drums on the door and neighbor sings outside the window.
- My newsfeed keeps showing me a video of a former US Vice President playing the drums... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
- A man enters the drum section of a music store.. Shopkeeper: "Sir, you can play here for a while, but then I've gotta ask you to beat it."
- Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums.
He didn't want to Harm Monica. - My neighbor came to my house at 3 AM! 3 AM! Can you believe that? Lucky for him that I was up, playing drums.
- Tried to take lessons to play the steel drums.. ...but the only music you learn to play is heavy metal.
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Play Drums One Liners
Which play drums one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with play drums? I can suggest the ones about play guitar and play piano.
- What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
- What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome
- How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm.
- Don't you dare go playing that drum again. There will be repercussions!
- I told my music teacher I wanted to play the drums. He said "Beat it!"
- I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i'm just a beat off.
- Why did the matching band let the Turkey play? Because he had two drum sticks.
- I got a noise complaint for playing my drums late at night. Now I just play piano.
- How does a chicken play the drums? With its drumsticks.
- What type of instrument do pigs play? Ham drums
- Why can't a gorilla play drums? They are too sensitive.
- Did you hear about the guy that played the drums for too long? He turned into a beatroot.
Silly & Ridiculous Play Drums Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about play drums you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drum solo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make play drums pranks.
Three men are shipwrecked...
... they drift towards an island unconsciously. They awake to be taken captive by a local cannibalistic tribe. The tribe chief tells the first man that the tribe will eat his meat, and he is to chose his own death. The man thinks about it and decides decapitation. So he is decapitated.
The chief then tells the second man that they will use his bones to create drumsticks with which they will play their drums. He is allowed to chose his own form of execution as well. So the man chooses poising.
Then they go to the third man and tell him that they will use his skin to cover the bottom of their boats, and tell him to chose his own form of execution. The man asks for a fork, and they bring him one. He then starts stabbing himself and says, "lets see you float a boat with this."
A music teacher is facing the judge in court
After a few minutes, the judge recognises the man and asks him a question. "Hey, wasn't it you who taught my son to play the drums?"
"Uhh... yeah?" he replied.
"Life in prison for you!"
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General Custer to a Geordie soldier: "The Apaches are playing war drums!" Geordie soldier: "So they're thieving b**... as well as savages!"
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I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick.
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A man is sent to live amongst a tribe in Africa.
After settling in to his new lodgings he hears a loud set of pipes playing near the tribes village. He asks one of the tribe members what the pipe music is for and he answers, "Nobody know for sure, just that very bad thing happen when they stop." The man begins to worry about what this bad thing could be but after a few days of constant pipe music he begins to settle down but is still curious. However, after a week amongst the tribe, as he was out hunting with a tribe member he hears the pipes begin to die down. Terrified, he asks the tribe member, "What happens now?".
The tribesman covers his ears and whispers, " Drum solo."
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So this old guy is lying face down in the sand on a n**... beach.
A hot blonde comes along and starts rhythmically smacking his buttocks like drums.
Then the g**... flips around, grins toothlessly at her and says, Why don't you play the flute instead of the bongos?
I had a dream last night...
In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.
One day a kid asks his dad to buy a drum set for him
His father replies " Sorry mate, can't do that. You'll play it all the time and the sound will drive me crazy"
The kid say "Don't worry dad, I won't disturb you. I'll only play it once you are asleep"
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My Grandad was the best drummer in the world
He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year.
Morning, noon, and night he'd be b**... away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on.
He was still playing right up till the moment he died aged 86 when my grandmother stabbed him in the neck with a fork.