Platypuses Jokes

34 platypuses jokes and hilarious platypuses puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about platypuses that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Platypuses Short Jokes

Short platypuses jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The platypuses humour may include short jokes also.

  1. A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
    Duck billed platypus.
  2. A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He orders a few drinks, then asks for the bill.....Duck billed platypus.
  3. What do you call a cat making a tray of nibbles? A platypus.
    My 33yo husband just came up with this and keeps laughing at himself saying he's ready to be a dad.
  4. My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!
  5. Plato and a platypus walk into a bar The bartender looks up at them and says:
    "What is this, a joke?"

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Platypuses One Liners

Which platypuses one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with platypuses? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
  2. What do you call a cowardly platypus? A platypussy.
  3. What do you call a group of platypus in the Wild West? A plata-posse
  4. What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus.
  5. Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!
  6. If you are loyally dating a platypus... Would they be your *monotrim*?
  7. What's the worst part about eating platypus soup? When you get the bill.
  8. Where does Perry the platypus go on vacation? dubi-dubi-Dubai
  9. A giraffe wearing a duck-billed platypus costume. Why are back-to-front jokes confusing?
  10. What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus
  11. What do you call a cat who braids hair? A platypus!
  12. In response to someone wearing plaid on plaid on plaid: "What are you, Platypus?"
  13. Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse k**... a duck at a b**....

Platypuses Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about platypuses you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make platypuses pranks.

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*

Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!

A cowboy walks into a bar...

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink, as a woman comes in and sits next to him. After a few minutes, she asks "Are you a real cowboy?". "Well, I work on a barn, watch my cattle and fix the fences, I guess I'm a real cowboy."
The woman says "Hm, I'm a lesbian. I think of women the whole day. When I get up, when I brush my teeth, when I go to work and when I go to bed. I can't stop thinking of women."
An hour later, the lesbian left already, a couple sits next to the cowboy. The wife turns to the cowboy and asks "So are you a real cowboy?"
And the cowboy replies "Well I thought I was, but it seems like I'm a lesbian."
*Source:* Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar...