Platypus Jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud! This article is full of hilarious platypus jokes that will have you quacking with laughter. Whether it's platypus related puns or jokes about the rivalry between possums and crocodiles, you won't want to miss out on these one-of-a-kind platypus jokes. Join Perry the Platypus and get ready to enjoy some fun with Quackamole!

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Best Short Platypus Jokes

These are our top platypus puns. Have fun with a good platypus joke in English with simple platypus humour.

  1. A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
    Duck billed platypus.
  2. A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He orders a few drinks, then asks for the bill.....Duck billed platypus.
  3. What do you call a cat making a tray of nibbles? A platypus.
    My 33yo husband just came up with this and keeps laughing at himself saying he's ready to be a dad.
  4. My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!
  5. Plato and a platypus walk into a bar The bartender looks up at them and says:
    "What is this, a joke?"
Platypus joke, Plato and a platypus walk into a bar

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these platypus jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of platypus puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Platypus One Liners

Which platypus dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with platypus?

  1. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
  2. What do you call a cowardly platypus? A platypussy.
  3. What do you call a group of platypus in the Wild West? A plata-posse
  4. What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus.
  5. Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!
  6. If you are loyally dating a platypus... Would they be your *monotrim*?
  7. What's the worst part about eating platypus soup? When you get the bill.
  8. Where does Perry the platypus go on vacation? dubi-dubi-Dubai
  9. A giraffe wearing a duck-billed platypus costume. Why are back-to-front jokes confusing?
  10. What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus
  11. What do you call a cat who braids hair? A platypus!
  12. In response to someone wearing plaid on plaid on plaid: "What are you, Platypus?"
  13. Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse k**... a duck at a b**....

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Cheerful Fun Platypus Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about platypus to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make platypus prank.

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*

Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!

Platypus joke, If you are loyally dating a platypus...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these platypus jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.