Platypus Jokes

26 platypus jokes and hilarious platypus puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about platypus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to laugh out loud! This article is full of hilarious platypus jokes that will have you quacking with laughter. Whether it's platypus related puns or jokes about the rivalry between possums and crocodiles, you won't want to miss out on these one-of-a-kind platypus jokes. Join Perry the Platypus and get ready to enjoy some fun with Quackamole!

Funniest Platypus Short Jokes

Short platypus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The platypus humour may include short marsupial jokes also.

  1. A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
    Duck billed platypus.
  2. A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He orders a few drinks, then asks for the bill.....Duck billed platypus.
  3. What do you call a cat making a tray of nibbles? A platypus.
    My 33yo husband just came up with this and keeps laughing at himself saying he's ready to be a dad.
  4. My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!
  5. Plato and a platypus walk into a bar The bartender looks up at them and says:
    "What is this, a joke?"

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Platypus One Liners

Which platypus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with platypus? I can suggest the ones about koala and porcupine.

  1. What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns? Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
  2. What do you call a cowardly platypus? A platypussy.
  3. What do you call a group of platypus in the Wild West? A plata-posse
  4. What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus.
  5. Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!
  6. If you are loyally dating a platypus... Would they be your *monotrim*?
  7. What's the worst part about eating platypus soup? When you get the bill.
  8. Where does Perry the platypus go on vacation? dubi-dubi-Dubai
  9. A giraffe wearing a duck-billed platypus costume. Why are back-to-front jokes confusing?
  10. What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus
  11. What do you call a cat who braids hair? A platypus!
  12. In response to someone wearing plaid on plaid on plaid: "What are you, Platypus?"
  13. Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse k**... a duck at a b**....

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Cheerful Fun Platypus Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about platypus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kangaroo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make platypus pranks.

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*

Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!

Platypus joke, If you are loyally dating a platypus...