The Best 13 Platypus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Platypus jokes. There are some platypus beaver jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these platypus quackhead puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Platypus Jokes and Puns

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."

The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."

(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He finishes his drink and asks for his check.

Duck billed platypus.

Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*

Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!

Platypus joke, Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not

What do you call a cat making a tray of nibbles?

A platypus.

My 33yo husband just came up with this and keeps laughing at himself saying he's ready to be a dad.

What do you call a cowardly platypus?

A platypussy.


What do you call a group of platypus in the Wild West?

A plata-posse

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Platypus joke, What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus?

A platybus!

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Plato and a platypus walk into a bar

The bartender looks up at them and says:

"What is this, a joke?"

If you are loyally dating a platypus...

Would they be your *monotrim*?

You can explore platypus quackamole reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean platypus kangaroo dad jokes. There are also platypus puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Where does Perry the platypus go on vacation?

dubi-dubi-Dubai

What's the worst part about eating platypus soup?

When you get the bill.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the platypus marsupial jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working platypus chapstick piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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