The Best 6 Platter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Platter jokes. There are some platter buffet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these platter appetizer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Platter Jokes and Puns

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

A man goes to a Chinese takeout.

Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,

and strolls off with wanton abandon.

What do you call a cat sitting on a hard drive?

A platter puss

Platter joke, What do you call a cat sitting on a hard drive?

What happens when a hard drive platter is shattered?

File fragmentation

Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's

Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter.


So the Middle Eastern restaurant near my house has been selling baby meat

I regret ordering the 'pita platter of tiny feet'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the platter banquet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working platter tray piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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