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9 platter jokes and hilarious platter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about platter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the best platter jokes that will make you chuckle. We've compiled a selection of jokes about a cheese platter, hollandaise, and other delicacy dishes one might find on a disk. Our selection of platter jokes is sure to leave you in stitches.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

A man goes to a Chinese takeout.

Orders the starter combo platter, eats one piece, leaves the rest on the counter,
and strolls off with wanton abandon.

What do you call a cat sitting on a hard drive?

A platter p**...

What happens when a hard drive platter is shattered?

File fragmentation

Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's

Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter.

So the Middle Eastern restaurant near my house has been selling baby meat

I regret ordering the 'pita platter of tiny feet'

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant after a day spent roaming around Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's t**... from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy! A special Mexican Cuisine Treat!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

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An English man stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Andalucía.
While sipping his beer, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's t**..., from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The man said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.

Bull Fighting

>A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.
>While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.
>It looked good.
>It smelled good.
>He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>The waiter replied, "Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's t**... from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"
>The waiter replied, "I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
>The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
>After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, señor. Sometimes the bull wins."

Platter joke, Bull Fighting

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