Platonic Jokes

Funniest Platonic Short Jokes

Short platonic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The platonic humour may include short philosophical jokes also.

1. What do you call a 12-sided platonic solid that loosely resembles an extinct flightless bird? A dododecahedron
2. Platonic friendships are like chess. They're fun, engaging, and can last a long time... but someone's always wondering "how many moves until mate?"
3. Some people have platonic relationships. Me and my wife have a Socratic one We argue all the time
4. Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry* Because our points are maximally separated, and it's perfectly platonic.
5. I thought that that cute geometrician was helping me out because she had a thing for me... Turns out she was just doing me a platonic solid.
6. "My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives" "Boehner?"
   "No, she assures me it's completely platonic."
7. Anybody out there interested in having occasional platonic hangout sessions? Asking for a friend.
8. A philosopher's teenage son goes to tell his parents about his new girlfriend Mom, dad, I did it! I finally got my first girlfriend!
   Proud of you champ. You finally left the platonic cave.
9. My girlfriend said she wanted a Platonic relationship. So I chose to be Socrates. Boy was she mad when i pointed out all her flaws.
10. Where does one male satellite platonically make out with another male satellite? The brozone layer

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Platonic One Liners

Which platonic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with platonic? I can suggest the ones about deep philosophical and spiritual.

1. Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder? Asking for a friend.
2. Plato didn't have a wife or kids.. Clearly, all his relationships were platonic.
3. What'll happen if you read too much Plato? You become Platonic
4. What do you call a group of platonic bulls? Brovines.
5. They say alcohol makes you flirty... But I prefer my gin with platonic.
6. Anybody wanna be in a platonic relationship? I'm asking for a friend.
7. Platonic I bought a s**... doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends

Platonic Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about platonic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean theoretical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make platonic pranks.