The Best 14 Platonic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Platonic jokes. There are some platonic edifice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these platonic lovemaking puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Platonic Jokes and Puns

Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder?

Asking for a friend.

Some people have platonic relationships. Me and my wife have a Socratic one

We argue all the time


I bought a sex doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends

Platonic joke, Platonic

Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry*

Because our points are maximally separated, and it's perfectly platonic.

What do you call a group of platonic bulls?


TIL that platonic refers to a relationship without romance or sex.

So it's another word for marriage.

I thought that that cute geometrician was helping me out because she had a thing for me...

Turns out she was just doing me a platonic solid.

Platonic joke, I thought that that cute geometrician was helping me out because she had a thing for me...

"My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives"


"No, she assures me it's completely platonic."

They say alcohol makes you flirty...

But I prefer my gin with platonic.

New Jimmy Johns stickers at work.

our new sandwhich stickers say "i woke up like this". I am puzzled. Our bread is pretty hard, did it wake up hard? whats going on here, and what is this sub trying to communicate to me. i thought this was platonic.

Anybody wanna be in a platonic relationship?

I'm asking for a friend.

You can explore platonic mutually reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean platonic bromance dad jokes. There are also platonic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Anybody out there interested in having occasional platonic hangout sessions?

Asking for a friend.

A philosopher's teenage son goes to tell his parents about his new girlfriend

Mom, dad, I did it! I finally got my first girlfriend!

Proud of you champ. You finally left the platonic cave.

My girlfriend said she wanted a Platonic relationship. So I chose to be Socrates.

Boy was she mad when i pointed out all her flaws.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the platonic romantic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working platonic timbers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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