The Best 20 Plato Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plato jokes. There are some plato aristotle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plato philosophy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plato Jokes and Puns

To do is to be - Socrates

To be is to do - Plato

Do be do be do - Sinatra

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.

Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.

Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?

No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."

The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."

(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

Plato joke, Two cows are standing...


I bought a sex doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends

What's a philosophers favorite toy?


My friends are concerned I'm spending all my free time studying esoteric, difficult philosophy, unable to either improve or leave it behind.

I'm Locke into Confucious Nietzsche Hobbes, in a Plato but can't Descartes it.

Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?

His teacher was Plato.

Plato joke, Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

I know a Spanish philosopher and he lives in my kitchen...

His name is Plato.

Plato and Nietzsche walk into a bar

They both order beers and after a while Nietzsche turns to Plato and says "This glass is half empty."
Plato reply's "What glass?"

Plato and a platypus walk into a bar

The bartender looks up at them and says:

"What is this, a joke?"

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My platoon recieved an air drop that was supposed to contain MREs but there must have been a mix up because all we got were ammo and guns.

It was irrational.

Plato walks into a bar.

And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'.
Then, with an amazed face, he says:

"This bar is ideal!"

As Plato once said, "some people enjoy a good diarrhea joke, and others can die in a fire."

Ancient Humor

Once Plato said "Humans are nothing but featherless bipeds". To this, Diogenes came running with a plucked chicken and said "Behold! A man"

Who is Socrates's worst student?


Who was his busiest?

The one with a lot on his Plato

Plato joke, Who is Socrates's worst student?

Did you hear about the dinosaur that loved Aristotle and Plato?

he was a real Philosoraptor

Why did Plato go to the DMV?

To find some forms.

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.

Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM!
-high fives Socrates-

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