The Best 5 Platforms Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Platforms jokes. There are some platforms footwear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these platforms toes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Platforms Jokes and Puns

Two friends and a cripple are waiting for a train.

Someone bumps into the cripple and his wheelchair starts moving. He falls between the platforms and can't get back up. Then he hears the train coming.

One of the friends tries to jump in and save him, but the other friend grabs him and says, "You're not supposed to go past the yellow line".

Since you can get on the train from any station

Does that make them compatible across platforms?

With each new release of skyrim on differing platforms, what is guaranteed for skyrim superfans?

More solitude

You know what I get off on?

Subway platforms.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the platforms sneakers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working platforms shoe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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