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Platelets Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good platelets joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the endothelium say to the platelets when they tried to hug?

NO

What do Jamaican Platelets do?

They help your blood clut.

Wife told me she has an excellent platelet count

'coagulations'

Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"
The other says "Coagulations!"


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about platelets can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of platelets puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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