Plat Jokes
18 plat jokes and hilarious plat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short plat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plat humour may include short pong jokes also.
- How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
( - Those Essex Girls Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl
The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it! - What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common? They both plat no more.
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What funny jokes about plat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plat pranks.
What did one plate say to the other?
"Lunch is on me."
Plateaus are...
...the highest form of geographical flattery.
A plateau
is the highest form of flattery.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
Dinner's on me
Platonic friendships are like chess. They're fun, engaging, and can last a long time...
but someone's always wondering "how many moves until mate?"
Plato didn't have a wife or kids..
Clearly, all his relationships were platonic.
What does the plate say when it's going out with it's friends?
Dinner's on me
Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
Platonic
I bought a s**... doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a few drinks, then asks for the bill.....Duck billed platypus.
What did one plate say to the other on a date?
Dinner is on me tonight
What do a plate of homemade brownies and a g**... have in common?
u**... for a treat.
What did one plate say to his plate friend?
Tonight, dinner's on me
Two plates go into a resteraunt
One plate says to the other, " Don't worry I'll pay for the meal." The other plate replies, " No dinner is on me."
What did the plate say to the mug?
Food's on me tonight.
Plato and a platypus walk into a bar
The bartender looks up at them and says:
"What is this, a joke?"
Plato and Nietzsche walk into a bar
They both order beers and after a while Nietzsche turns to Plato and says "This glass is half empty."
Plato reply's "What glass?"
