The Best 25 Plat Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Plat jokes. There are some plat deed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plat feats puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Plat Jokes and Puns
What did one plate say to the other?
"Lunch is on me."
Plateaus are...
...the highest form of geographical flattery.
A plateau
is the highest form of flattery.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
Dinner's on me
Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?
No, Plato replied. But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
Platonic
I bought a sex doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends
What did one plate say to the other on a date?
Dinner is on me tonight
What did one plate say to his plate friend?
Tonight, dinner's on me
Two plates go into a resteraunt
One plate says to the other, " Don't worry I'll pay for the meal." The other plate replies, " No dinner is on me."
What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common?
Urine for a treat.
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What did the plate say to the mug?
Food's on me tonight.
Plato and Nietzsche walk into a bar
They both order beers and after a while Nietzsche turns to Plato and says "This glass is half empty."
Plato reply's "What glass?"
Plato and a platypus walk into a bar
The bartender looks up at them and says:
"What is this, a joke?"
If my last name were Plate, I'd open a computer repair shop...
and call it Plate Tech Tonics.
My platoon recieved an air drop that was supposed to contain MREs but there must have been a mix up because all we got were ammo and guns.
It was irrational.
Plato walks into a bar.
And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'.
Then, with an amazed face, he says:
"This bar is ideal!"
As Plato once said, "some people enjoy a good diarrhea joke, and others can die in a fire."
Those Essex Girls
Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl
The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!
Why is a plate of Eggs Benedict the perfect breakfast?
Because it is beyond repoach
Why did Plato go to the DMV?
To find some forms.
How many plates do you need to draw a picture?
Tenplates
What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?
It chips.
Now that Platini has been banned from football...
Who's going to make all the sticker albums?
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the plat platypus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working plat map piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.