plastics Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious plastics puns

Muslims were the ones that invented the condom.

Muslim's were the ones that invented the condom. This was well before plastics so they used goat intestines. Then the British came along and stole the idea from the Muslims and improved it by removing the intestines from the goat.


At a Plastic-Surgery-Addicts-Anonymous meeting

Ah, I see we have a few new faces here today.


Does only being able to recycle number 1 and 2 plastics upset anyone else?

I just moved to a new city and they don't recycle anything above a 2. Is it like this in a lot of places? I hope I can find somewhere to drop off my other plastics.


My local fisherman keeps trying to lecture me about how the litter from single-use plastics flows downstream into spawning grounds.

I see he's up-to-date with current events.


Buy products that are recycled plastics

like a Korean wife


What do Newquay plastics and Cornish pasties have in common?

They're both made in Cornwall.


What are the most funny Plastics jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Plastics? Well, here are the best Plastics dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Plastics pick up lines to share with friends.


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