Plastic Surgeon Jokes
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- No plastic surgeon will help me! I have really giant hands and I'd like to make them smaller, but every time I ask the doctor for a hand-job I get kicked out.
- I do agree that its healthy to laugh at your own mistakes... But if you are a plastic surgeon you should probably do it in private.
- Today I learned where plastic surgeons get new noses for their patients... At the olfactory.
- My plastic surgeon didn't even recognize me after the surgery I guess he's just terrible with faces
- The zookeeper asked her plastic surgeon to make her a marsupial by giving her a pouch. She wanted to be more koalafied for her job.
- A plastic surgeon applies for a programming position Because he heard they needed back end development.
- What's the difference between a plastic surgeon and a school inspector? A plastic surgeon tucks features...
- Patient: "Doctor, there is something I must get off my chest." Doctor: "I'm sorry, ma'am. I am not a plastic surgeon."
- Today I overheard a duck arguing with a plastic surgeon about money Apparently he was trying to get his bill reduced.
- Whoever said you can't make a mountain out of a molehill... ...has clearly never met a plastic surgeon.
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Plastic Surgeon One Liners
Which plastic surgeon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plastic surgeon? I can suggest the ones about cosmetic surgery and surgeon.
- My girlfriend got her good looks from her father He's a plastic surgeon
- Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually . . . encourage you to pick your nose.
- What was the plastic surgeon priest's favourite thing to do? Alter boys
- Why do plastic surgeons finish every race in last place? They always bring up the rear.
- If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be? Racks on, racks off.
- I asked an Italian plastic surgeon what he uses for breast implants He just replied "Si"
- What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts
- Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife.
- What is a plastic surgeon's favorite activity at summer camp? arts and grafts.
- I used to be a plastic surgeon Which raised a few eyebrows.
- She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- I was a plastic surgeon for a short time. My son's Action Man needed repairing.
- A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs.
- What was the plastic surgeon's favorite video game? Altered Breast
- What did they call it when the plastic surgeon became a sommelier? A winoplasty
Unearthly Funniest Plastic Surgeon Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about plastic surgeon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brain surgeon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plastic surgeon pranks.
3rd Rose
A s**... active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her v**... lips reduced in size because, over the years they had become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and of course the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia,she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Gujarati needs plastic surgery
One gujarati 'fell down the stairs' and broke his face. Doctors said he needed to get plastic surgery. So he goes to plastic surgeon.
"How much?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor takes one look at his face and says "2 million"
"Oh no, that is too high. I have mouths to feed, sisters and mother depend on me."
Doctor reconsiders... say "Okay, for your families sake, lets say 1.75 million".
"What? You call that a reduction? Make it 1.25 million"
"I dont know why I am even doing this... but okay 1.5 million" Says the doctor.
"1.5 million for everything?" asks the gujarati.
"Yep all in." says the doctor.
"Okay then. Now tell me, how much will you go down if *i* bring the plastic?"
Plastic Surgeon
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?
Happy new ears Eve!
I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night...
He specialized in male-to-female s**... reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.
What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?
Plastic Surgeon.
Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
I used to be a plastic surgeon.
Which raised a few eyebrows.
(Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)
I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give me "the parts of an animal"
I was all gung-h**... before, but now he's given me paws
Why did the plastic surgeon create a surgery to move your ears forward?
Because he wanted to create a new front-ear!
It's annoying being a plastic surgeon...
People keep sticking their noses into my business
What did the plastic surgeon tell the two faced man
Stop talking behind my back
What did the judge say to the plastic surgeon in his malpractice suit for rushing a fat transplant?
Exercise more patients.
Why did the p**... go to the plastic surgeon's office?
She wanted re-c**...-structive surgery.
What does a plastic surgeon specialising in women's g**... call himself?
A front-end developer.
I met a plastic surgeon the other day.
He told me that plastic surgeons have a remarkably low rate of depression compared to other doctors.
I guess they find a lot of what they do to be uplifting.
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that committed s**...?
He didn't like the way he looked.
r**... called a plastic surgeon
r**...: how much for lipo suction...?
Doctor: Well ma'am.. That all depends on which part ......
r**...: Well doctor, I'm from the south....
I went to a plastic surgeon, and asked him to give me a photoshop demo. He replied with Photoshop isn't working
I find it odd the second I walk in the room photoshop fails to work.
My plastic surgeon just committed s**....
Apparently he wasn't happy with the way he looked.
What do you call a plastic surgeon that specifically focuses on n**...?
A manippleator
Silly Russian joke
Flight attendant is making an announcement:
*-Is there an anesthesiologist on board?*
Some bloke says:
*-I am anesthesiologist!*
The flight attended tells him to come to seat 12A. He comes to the seat 12A and there is another bloke pouring v**... into plastic cups. He says:
*-Hey, mate. I am a surgeon. Not used to drinking without my anesthesiologist.*
The plastic surgeon
A plastic surgeon walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've been wondering... Can you successfully transfer a skin graft off one person's b**... to another person who isn't related to the donor?" the bartender asks. "a**... skin for a friend."
Speaking of foreskins.....
A baby boy was born back in 2015 with a rare condition called Ablepharon-macrostomia syndrome that left him without eyelids. This happened in my small resort town in upstate NY, it turned that there was a world-renowned plastic surgeon in town and he performed a surgery to correct the condition. Due to the lack of suitable donors for the skin the doctor used the boy's f**..., post circumcision. I saw him the other day and other than looking a little c**...-eyed he seemed okay.
Plastic Surgeon Dad, Operates On His Own Daughter....
There was a plastic/cosmetic surgeon,
who did some procedures on his own daughter,
He did her Nose, b**..., and a few other things....
When people said she was pretty,
He then would jokingly say to them:
"she got her good looks from me!"