Plastic Straw Jokes

3 plastic straw jokes and hilarious plastic straw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plastic straw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Plastic Straw Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good plastic straw joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.

His name was No-straw-damus.

I've heard all the environmental activists' arguments for banning plastic products...

and they're really just grasping at straws.

A so-called friend of mine and I were having a heated discussion regarding what to do with all of the plastic waste we are generating. I decided we couldn't be friends when he brought up straws.

I can't be friends with someone who makes straw-ban arguments.

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