plastic Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious plastic puns

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana then what is C for?

Plastic Explosives.

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What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital?

Plastic surgery.

[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]

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My wife is so much better looking than me...

...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.

Cr

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There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery...

The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

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When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject...

These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

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A man rushes into the emergency room with 10 plastic horses up his rectum.

His condition is now listed as stable.

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A man was hospitalized with 6 toy plastic horses up his ass

The doctors described his condition as stable.

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"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous."

"I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

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one man six horses.

a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable.

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Last night a man was admitted to the ER.

Turns out, he had shoved six plastic horses up his rectum.

Doctors list his condition as stable.

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Plastic surgery anonymous

"Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I see a lot of new faces here today and I have to say I'm really disappointed with you all..."

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A man has been admitted to hospital after pushing 6 plastic horses up his anus.

Doctors declared his condition as "stable".

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A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum...

...doctors described his condition as "stable".

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My cousin was hospitalized after shoving 28 small plastic horses in his rectum

Doctors described his condition as stable.

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Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed.

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For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas

There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

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Remeber when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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A teenager lost a contact lens while playing in the driveway...

After a fruitless search, he went inside the house and told his mother he lost a lens and, try as he might, could not find it.

Undaunted, the mother went outside and in only a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150".

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A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum.

They described his condition as "stable"

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To avoid risk of suffocation, keep plastic bags away from children.

...the little shits will murder you in your sleep given half a chance.

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An unconscious man arrives at a hospital...

After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus.

The doctors have declared his condition as "stable".

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Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass...

After being treated, doctor described his state as stable

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Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous

I see a lot of new faces today.

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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see some new faces with us today so I must say I'm disappointed.

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What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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A man was hospitalized with six plastic horses up his ass...

The doctor described his condition as stable.

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Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts association,

Nice to see a lot of new faces here today.

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Did you hear about the guy who landed in the hospital after shoving 8 plastic toy horses in his butt?

His condition is stable.

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Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addiction Clinic

I can see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I've gotta say, I'm pretty dissapointed.

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Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery

walk in with A's and leave with D's.

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Ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?

Look at your drivers license.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with...

And the other carries groceries.

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My favorite part of a marathon is...

My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.

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My girlfriend recently told me that I am not perfect

And I said ,"Well I may not be perfect but atleast I am Bio-degradable, you plastic bitch"

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Prognosis?

Doctors are reporting that a man was admitted to the hospital last week and found to have at least a dozen plastic horses inserted in his rectum. His condition is "stable".

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What are the most funny Plastic jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Plastic? Well, here are the best Plastic dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Plastic pick up lines to share with friends.

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