Plasma Jokes
15 plasma jokes and hilarious plasma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plasma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Achieve a good laugh or two with these funny jokes about plasma donation, plasma membranes, television, cable, and Bose. Enhance your humor and impress your friends with your witty knowledge of these topics.
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Funniest Plasma Short Jokes
Short plasma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plasma humour may include short blood jokes also.
- My son made it through a blood transfusion, so I bought him a 50″ HDTV... He loves his new plasma...
- There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas
Solid
Liquid
Plasma
and most importantly
Black Lives - the government is saying if you survived covid-19 they want your plasma aint nobody finna take my TV
- I'm trying to get my mom to understand my interest in plasma But she keeps telling me that it's just a phase
- What did the person that doesn't believe in Plasma say to his father? "It's not a phase, dad!"
- What substance is used to glue a Ferengi bartender to another Ferengi bartender? Quark-gluon plasma
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Plasma One Liners
Which plasma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plasma? I can suggest the ones about atmosphere and oxygen.
- what type of blood do ghosts donate? plasma
Unearthly Funniest Plasma Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about plasma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plasma pranks.
Horrors of poverty
I've been around, you know. I've seen some of the poorest slums where children are starving and disease is rampant. Let me tell you, you've not seen anything, *anything* like it, until you've seen it in high-definition plasma!
Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
A man had a terrible stomach ache and rushed into the restroom
A janitor walked into his moaning and groaning. Concerned, he knocked on the stall and asked:
"What's the matter?"
The man replied:
"Solid, liquid, gas... maybe even some plasma..."
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A girl and her boyfriend go to the hospital...
The girl goes in to the hospital to donate plasma. The boyfriend goes in to donate s**....
Once they're finished, they get back together and discuss their profits. The girl says, "I got $30 to donate some plasma." The boyfriend then says to her, "I got $125 to donate s**...." Enraged, the girl says, "That is so unfair!"
Two days later the girl returns to the hospital and the doctor asks, "Ah, you again, are you here to donate plasma?" With her mouth full girl shakes her head and says "Mm-mm."
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A woman donates her plasma for some extra cash.
There is a man in front of her in the line for the cashier. She notices that his check is for $200 as he leaves. She excitedly gets to the cashier. To her surprise, the cashier hands her a check for $50. "Wait a second," asks the woman, "how come he got $200 and I only got $50?"
"Well ma'am, you donated plasma and he donated s**...," replies the cashier.
"Oh I see" says the woman.
A week goes by and the woman returns to the donation center. The same cashier is working again. "Oh it's you again," says the cashier, "back to donate more plasma?"
The woman shakes her head no and says, "uh uh", carefully keeping her mouth closed.
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Another vampire joke.
3 vampires walk into a blood bar.
The 1st vampire looks at the bartender and says "I'll have your finest cup of blood, type O negative please." The bartender happily obliges.
The 2nd vampire then places his order. "One mug of AB positive, with extra plasma please!" The bartender once again happily obliges.
The 3rd vampire asks for a cup of boiling water. The bartender, perplexed, asks what he'll be needing a cup of hot water for. The 3rd vampire then pulls out a used t**... and says "I'm making tea."
Three Vampires in a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
