Plasma Jokes

15 plasma jokes and hilarious plasma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plasma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Achieve a good laugh or two with these funny jokes about plasma donation, plasma membranes, television, cable, and Bose. Enhance your humor and impress your friends with your witty knowledge of these topics.

Funniest Plasma Short Jokes

Short plasma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plasma humour may include short blood jokes also.

  1. My son made it through a blood transfusion, so I bought him a 50″ HDTV... He loves his new plasma...
  2. There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas
    and most importantly
    Black Lives
  3. the government is saying if you survived covid-19 they want your plasma aint nobody finna take my TV
  4. I'm trying to get my mom to understand my interest in plasma But she keeps telling me that it's just a phase
  5. What did the person that doesn't believe in Plasma say to his father? "It's not a phase, dad!"
  6. Two vampires walk into a bar One orders a glass of blood, the other orders a glass of plasma.
    The bartender replies, "So one blood and a blood light."
  7. What substance is used to glue a Ferengi bartender to another Ferengi bartender? Quark-gluon plasma
  8. The Six States of Matter Solid
    Bose-Einstein Condensate
    Black Lives

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Plasma One Liners

Which plasma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plasma? I can suggest the ones about atmosphere and oxygen.

  1. what type of blood do ghosts donate? plasma

Plasma joke, what type of blood do ghosts donate?

Unearthly Funniest Plasma Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about plasma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plasma pranks.

Horrors of poverty

I've been around, you know. I've seen some of the poorest slums where children are starving and disease is rampant. Let me tell you, you've not seen anything, *anything* like it, until you've seen it in high-definition plasma!

Three vampires walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"

Another three vampires go into a bar and sit at a table.

The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink. The first asks for a glass of O-positive. The second asks for a glass of B-negative. The third says, "I'm on a diet, so I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns to the bartender and says, "Eddie! Two bloods and a blood light!"

A man had a terrible stomach ache and rushed into the restroom

A janitor walked into his moaning and groaning. Concerned, he knocked on the stall and asked:
"What's the matter?"
The man replied:
"Solid, liquid, gas... maybe even some plasma..."

Three vampires enter a dim bar in Kent.

The barmaid asks "What'll you have gentlemen?"
Flashing his best spooky grin, the first vampire says "I'll have a glass of blood"  When she asks second vampire, he says,"Glass of blood please"  She looks at the third vampire and he smirks and says, "I'll take a glass of plasma"
She shrugs and yells down the bar  "Two bloods and a blood lite". 

Three vampires walk into a bar...

The bartender asked them what they want.
The first vampire says, "blood!"
The second vampire says, "blood!"
The third vampire says, "plasma!"
So the bartender says, "let me see if I got that: that's two bloods and a blood lite?"

3 Bats Walk Into A Bar...

One tells the bartender "I'll have a pint of blood". The next bat says "I'll have a pint of blood as well." The last bat says "I'll have a pint of plasma."
So the bartender says, "alright let me get this straight, you guys want two bloods and a blood lite?"

Plasma joke, Two vampires walk into a bar