The Best 31 Plaque Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plaque jokes. There are some plaque crown jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plaque trophy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plaque Jokes and Puns

My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....

He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Plaque joke, Why don't dentists display their awards?

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

So my dentist says to me...

So my dentist says to me, "you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"

Then I respond, "Wow I deserve a plaque!"

This literally just happened. She lost it.


I have the worst dentist in the world.

He even got a little plaque to prove it.

My local dental hygienist passed away last week.

A plaque was put up in her honour, but it kept getting removed.

Plaque joke, My local dental hygienist passed away last week.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What does the Dentist of the Year receive?

A little plaque.

Why do protesters refuse to brush their teeth?

Because plaque lives matter.

What kind of award did the dentist get?

A plaque

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A dentist receives an award.

It's the only plaque allowed in his house.

My dentist isn't racist.

He has loads of plaque friends.

The local dentist received an award for being the best dentist in town. Know what they gave him?

A little plaque.

What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego?

Plaque Panther

How do you tell the difference between a Northern and a Southern zoo?

A Northern zoo has a large plaque in front of each animal cage. The plaque list the genus, species, common name, average life span, habitat and diet of the animal.

A Southern zoo has a recipe in from of each animal cage.

Plaque joke, How do you tell the difference between a Northern and a Southern zoo?

I grew up on McDonalds, and it still holds a special place in my heart.

I've even got a plaque dedicated to it.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

My teeth started a movement...

Plaque lives matter.


My friend got an award for not brushing his teeth for a year.

He said it was worth it for the plaque.

Sen. Franklin R. Lee of Idaho was instrumental in obtaining a 100-megawatt hydroelectric plant...

.. on the Givva River for the benefit of his hometown, Medea. When the plant was finished, the dedication plaque read:

> Frank Lee, Medea, Idaho, Givva Dam

As someone who didn't win a lot of awards, I enjoyed going to the dentist

it was one of the few times I was recognized by plaque

What do you call a medieval dentist?

A plaque doctor.

Why are most Plaques,

white if they're plaque?

What does a gypsy lose when he brushes his teeth?

5kg/11lb of plaque.

"You must be a work of God!

Because man you are a plaque."

How do dentists measure how fast plaque builds up on teeth?

With calculus

I was thinking about acknowledging that the previous owner of my house was the man who invented toothpaste

So I got a plaque.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque.

The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it.

What do you call it when one award attacks another?

Plaque on plaque crime.

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We suggest to use only working plaque headstone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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