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Planters

Two peanuts walked down the street. One was aSALTed.

There is a conspiracy theory that ALCOA and Planters secretly control the world.

Maybe you've heard of the AlumaNutty?

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call a feline sitting in a planter?

A cactus.

Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines.

That's just plane nuts.

Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did?

He bussed a nut

How do the r**... keep their name?

Make a deal with Planters and put Mr. Peanut on the helmet.

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