The Best 8 Planters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Planters jokes. There are some planters cashew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these planters legume puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Planters Jokes and Puns


Two peanuts walked down the street. One was aSALTed.

There is a conspiracy theory that ALCOA and Planters secretly control the world.

Maybe you've heard of the AlumaNutty?

What kind of peanuts get warts?


Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines.

That's just plane nuts.

Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did?

He bussed a nut

How do the Redskins keep their name?

Make a deal with Planters and put Mr. Peanut on the helmet.

Did you hear that Captain D's will soon be competing with the likes of Planters and Blue Diamond?

Coming soon... D's nuts.

The Planters Peanut guy has a cousin who's a boxer, but he doesn't go by his birth name anymore:

Cashews Clay

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the planters fertilizer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working planters planter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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