Plantation Owner Jokes
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The warning sign
There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"
The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".
Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?
Gingers just don't last in the sun.
"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand
Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation s**... owner.
Hi, my name is Phil. I have a stutter and am the proud owner of both a bee farm and a tea plantation.
Needless to say, I'm surrounded by b-bees and t-teas.
Where did he plantation owner buy his slaves?
On the black market.
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