The Best 15 Plantation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plantation jokes. There are some plantation farmers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plantation manor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plantation Jokes and Puns

The warning sign

There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"

The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

What's White with Black Spots?

A Dalmatian.

What's black with white spots?

A plantation.

Plantation joke, What's White with Black Spots?

I got fired from the banana plantation for "wasting resources"

All i did was throw out the Bent ones

What do you call it when a Cambodian dictator opens up a restaurant in his Cannabis plantation?

Pol Pot's Pot Plot Hot Pot.


A marijuana plantation was set on fire

witnesses claim a dragon is responsible.

What is ironic about cows going back to the marijuana plantation?

It was a case of pot calling the cattle back.

Plantation joke, What is ironic about cows going back to the marijuana plantation?

Adam in the Eden must be a black man

because he lives in a plantation with nothing to wear and has no idea where his father is.

"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand

Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner.

The only way you can loose weight by drinking green tea is...

.. if you pick up the tea leaves from the plantation yourselves.

What kind of plantation do cross-dressers work on?

Transplantation.

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There is an overseer called Miracle working on my plantation.

Miracle whips.

2 Farmers on a Plantation

What did the one farmer in the field say to the other farmer? WATER THOOOOSE

Hi, my name is Phil. I have a stutter and am the proud owner of both a bee farm and a tea plantation.

Needless to say, I'm surrounded by b-bees and t-teas.

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

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