Plantation Jokes

Funniest Plantation Short Jokes

Short plantation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plantation humour may include short tree planted jokes also.

1. Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun.
2. What's White with Black Spots? A Dalmatian.
   What's black with white spots?
   A plantation.
3. A joke from Civil War History Class today Teacher asks: 'The southern plantations were very wealthy. Exactly how much of that wealth did the slaves get?'
   Student answers: 'A whip'
4. I got fired from the banana plantation for "wasting resources" All i did was throw out the Bent ones
5. Adam in the Eden must be a black man because he lives in a plantation with nothing to wear and has no idea where his father is.
6. The only way you can loose weight by drinking green tea is... .. if you pick up the tea leaves from the plantation yourselves.
7. 2 Farmers on a Plantation What did the one farmer in the field say to the other farmer? WATER THOOOOSE
8. Hi, my name is Phil. I have a stutter and am the proud owner of both a bee farm and a tea plantation. Needless to say, I'm surrounded by b-bees and t-teas.
9. How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is.
10. Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Plantation One Liners

Which plantation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plantation? I can suggest the ones about farmer planting and planting tree.

1. What kind of plantation do cross-dressers work on? Transplantation.
2. There is an overseer called Miracle working on my plantation. Miracle whips.
3. Where did he plantation owner buy his slaves? On the black market.
4. A m**... plantation was set on fire witnesses claim a dragon is responsible.

Plantation Owner Jokes

Here is a list of funny plantation owner jokes and even better plantation owner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation s**... owner.

Happy Plantation Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about plantation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean colony jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plantation pranks.