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43 plank jokes and hilarious plank puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plank that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make the workout funny with these plank jokes! Get a laugh while you strengthen your core and build endurance. Our collection of silly and ornate jokes includes jokes from both the harbor and the pier. So put on a smile and get ready to walk the plank with laughter!

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Funniest Plank Short Jokes

Short plank jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plank humour may include short plaque jokes also.

  1. Why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they'll just wash up on shore later.
  2. My carpenter friend brought me a single plank of wood by 5 o'clock today. I was livid! "Whats wrong?" he asked.
    "You told me you'd bring me 2 by 4!"
  3. what did the plank of wood say as it lay abandoned and immobile in a field for 50 years? I'm board.
  4. Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog.
  5. Someone asked my why I thought 'Planking' Died out... I said because people became board with it.
  6. My friend got mad at me after I kept hitting him with a wooden board. I told him, It's just a plank, bro.
    It's just a plank.
  7. What did the Pirate say to the plank as it was being installed on the ship? Welcome a Board!
    (Inspired by a comment I left on another post, though I'm confident it's been posted many times before)
  8. I need karma but here's a joke Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank
    Cause they wash up on shore
  9. A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says
    "we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"
    "That wooden deed"
  10. There is a university in Germany that continually searches for the biggest piece of wood Its the Max Plank institute

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Plank One Liners

Which plank one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plank? I can suggest the ones about plaice and plum.

  1. Pirates never shower before they walk the plank. They just wash up on shore afterward.
  2. When I was young, my parents made me walk the plank.. We were too poor for a dog.
  3. What do you call a dead body and two planks? A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
  4. How do pirates stay in shape? They plank.
  5. What is a pirate's favourite yoga pose? The plank!
  6. Why did the plank lose his job? He wasn't board certified
  7. Pirate builder: Captain, your ship is built. Pirate Captain: Planks a lot.
  8. What did the plank say to the tree? I'm board
  9. I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it.
  10. What is both heavier and lighter than a plank? ...a plank-ton!
  11. I gave a speech on attaching wooden planks I nailed it
  12. How did planking start? Some people were board.
  13. What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head? Ed-wood
  14. Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!
  15. What do wooden whales eat? Plank-ton

Walk The Plank Jokes

Here is a list of funny walk the plank jokes and even better walk the plank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it.

Plank Exercise Jokes

Here is a list of funny plank exercise jokes and even better plank exercise puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A scientist figured out a way to freeze time. It involved having to perform special exercise, because
    the planks constant.
Plank joke, A scientist figured out a way to freeze time.

Laughter Plank Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about plank you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean board jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plank pranks.

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I always wanted a skateboard.

So one day I asked my mom for a skateboard. She said no as it was too expensive. So I came up with an idea to resolve my problem - I grabbed a plank of wood and some nails.
And beat her to death.

Plank goes to a ball game

A small plank of wood goes to Watch a baseball game. For the first few innings, the plank is super into it. But by the seventh inning, its interest starts to fade.
A man nearby notices the fading enjoyment and starts up a conversation.
"Hey man, how you liking the game?" He asks.
"I really like it. I think it's pretty cool" the small plank replies.
"Really," says the man, "cuz it seems to me like you're a little board."

I found out my cousin is a magician!

He told me while we were on vacation at Venice beach. I was skeptical at first so asked him to show me a trick. Right as I asked, he stubbed his toe on a wooden plank and started cursing at the ground! I was amazed! I'd never seen somebody diss a pier.

What did the Japanese pirate say when his practical joke turned deadly?

It was just a plank!

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Why did the wooden plank fall asleep in the snow?

he was snow bored.

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I told my boss you're a plank

He asked "why?"
I said "Cuz you're a piece of ship"

Plank joke, I told my boss you're a plank