Plank Jokes

Funniest Plank Short Jokes

Short plank jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plank humour may include short plaque jokes also.

1. Why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they'll just wash up on shore later.
2. My carpenter friend brought me a single plank of wood by 5 o'clock today. I was livid! "Whats wrong?" he asked.
   "You told me you'd bring me 2 by 4!"
3. what did the plank of wood say as it lay abandoned and immobile in a field for 50 years? I'm board.
4. Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog.
5. Someone asked my why I thought 'Planking' Died out... I said because people became board with it.
6. My friend got mad at me after I kept hitting him with a wooden board. I told him, It's just a plank, bro.
   It's just a plank.
7. What did the Pirate say to the plank as it was being installed on the ship? Welcome a Board!
   (Inspired by a comment I left on another post, though I'm confident it's been posted many times before)
8. I need karma but here's a joke Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank
   Cause they wash up on shore
9. A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says
   "we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"
   "That wooden deed"
10. There is a university in Germany that continually searches for the biggest piece of wood Its the Max Plank institute

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Plank One Liners

Which plank one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plank? I can suggest the ones about plaice and plum.

1. Pirates never shower before they walk the plank. They just wash up on shore afterward.
2. When I was young, my parents made me walk the plank.. We were too poor for a dog.
3. What do you call a dead body and two planks? A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
4. How do pirates stay in shape? They plank.
5. What is a pirate's favourite yoga pose? The plank!
6. Why did the plank lose his job? He wasn't board certified
7. Pirate builder: Captain, your ship is built. Pirate Captain: Planks a lot.
8. What did the plank say to the tree? I'm board
9. I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it.
10. What is both heavier and lighter than a plank? ...a plank-ton!
11. I gave a speech on attaching wooden planks I nailed it
12. How did planking start? Some people were board.
13. What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head? Ed-wood
14. Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!
15. What do wooden whales eat? Plank-ton

Walk The Plank Jokes

Here is a list of funny walk the plank jokes and even better walk the plank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it.

Plank Exercise Jokes

Here is a list of funny plank exercise jokes and even better plank exercise puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A scientist figured out a way to freeze time. It involved having to perform special exercise, because
  the planks constant.

Laughter Plank Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about plank you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean board jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plank pranks.