Planet Venus Jokes
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar.
They didn't planet.
If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun?
Only if they planet.
I went up to Serena Williams.
I said, "Serena, what's your favourite planet?"
She said, "It's Venus."
I said, "Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"
Earth, Venus, Mars, and jupiter were going to setup a party
But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
If Men are From Mars, Women are From venus was written today...
The solar system would need more planets for the title.
The Planets
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus
Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty?
Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system
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A man is driving down the road.
When suddenly he sees a red man crying.He asks him "What's wrong with you?" The red man answers:"I'm a homosexual exiled from Mars and i am hungry" The man gives him a sandwitch,hops back in his car and goes further.He then saw a green man crying.He asks him again what's wrong and the green man answers:"I'm a homosexual exiled from Venus and i'm thirsty." the man gives him a bottle of water hops back in his car and goes further.Then he sees a blue man approaching.He tells the blue man:"Yeah yeah i know the drill.You're a homosexual exiled from some planet and what do you want?" the blue man answers "your license please".
What do you call a planet with male and female genitalia?
Venus
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