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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno mars all walked into the same bar.
They didn't planet.
If Earth is the third planet from Sun after mercury and Venus
Doesn't that make every country a third world country?
Freddy Mercury, venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar.
But they didn't planet that way.
The Planets
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
100% gas = Uranus
250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury
No, I'm not fat. I'm just not on the right planet.
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar
But they didn't planet that way
Mercury curiously approaches the Sun with a question: "What kind of planet are you?"
I'm not not a planet," the Sun replies.
Amazed and confused Mercury inquires, "Then what are you? An asteroid? A *comet*?"
Already tired of the conversation, the Sun replies curtly, "I'm a m**...' star, boi."
What planet would have the highest Indian population?
Mer-cury
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