planck Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious planck puns

What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates?

Planck walkers


What did the pirate do to the physicist?

He made him walk the Planck.


I wish my penis was smaller.

Then I could finally disprove the Planck length.


What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?



we need to open up a gym for physicists

those guys can't even do a half Planck


I be a quantum pirate.

I'll make ye walk the planck.


I measure my penis in Planck lengths...

And I still can't get wood.


Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar


What did the physicist say to the pirate ?

Walk the Planck


What are the most funny Planck jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Planck? Well, here are the best Planck dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Planck pick up lines to share with friends.


Joko Jokes