The Best 8 Planck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Planck jokes. There are some planck quarks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these planck statistical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Planck Jokes and Puns

What's the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

What did the subatomic quantum pirate say to the theoretical physicist?

Walk the Planck

What will happen if you're captured by quantum pirates?

You'll have to walk the Planck!

What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates?

Planck walkers

What did the pirate do to the physicist?

He made him walk the Planck.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?


we need to open up a gym for physicists

those guys can't even do a half Planck

I be a quantum pirate.

I'll make ye walk the planck.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the planck hubble jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working planck tery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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