Plain Sight Jokes
5 plain sight jokes and hilarious plain sight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about plain sight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight
The Galaxy Note 7
I've got a conspiracy joke that no one would believe,
even though the punchline is in plain sight.
I made a startling discovery about one of the greatest Renaissance painters.
He was actually a silica-based mechanoid hiding in plain sight.
Sand Robot Ticelli.
Albert Einstein, Issac Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek...
They play rock-paper-scissors to choose the seeker. A. Einstein is left so he has to be te seeker. He starts counting down from 10.
Pascal hides in a bush bearby, but Newton remains in plain sight. He draws a square with an area of 1m^2 and stays in it.
Einstein's countdown ends. 3.... 2.... 1....
He turns around and sees Isaac Newton in plain sight. He tells him:
"Ha, found you, Newton!"
I. Newton responds while nodding:
"You didn't find me, because 1N/1m^2 =1 Pascal. So it's Pascal who you found!"
Pretty good for a joke that is a hundred years old.
A bashful cowboy, returning from the plains to civilized society
after an absence of several years, fell desperately in love at first
sight with a pretty young girl whom he met at a party.
On leaving the house that evening the young lady forgot her
overshoes, and the hostess, who had noticed the Westerner's
infatuation, told the young Lochinvar that he might return them to
the girl if he wished. The herder leaped at the chance and presented
himself in due time at the young lady's house. She greeted him
cordially.
"You forgot your overshoes last night," he said, awkwardly handing
her the package.
"Why, there's only one overshoe here!" she exclaimed, as she thanked
him and opened it.
"Yes, Miss," said he, blushing. "I'll bring the other one tomorrow.
Oh, how I wish that you were a centipede!" And with that he turned
and sped away down the street.
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