The Best 11 Plaid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plaid jokes. There are some plaid tuxedos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plaid tartan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plaid Jokes and Puns

My phone just replaced the word "killed" with "kilt."

Well plaid, phone... Well plaid.

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

My phone autocorrected "killed" to "kilt"...

Well plaid, phone... Well plaid.

Plaid joke, My phone autocorrected "killed" to "kilt"...

A heavily pregnant woman goes into labor in a retail store.

A crowd gathers around her as people struggle to help, or at least make her comfortable.

Panicked a man looks around and asks "Is anyone here a doctor?!"

From the crowd steps a man wearing skinny jeans and a plaid shirt, with short, neat hair and a scruffy beard. "I'm a vegan!"

If I could, I'd wear plaid every day.

But I feel as though doing that would cross several lines.


What does a blanket say after beating another blanket at videogames?

Well plaid.

Please dont kill me.

That guy is running so fast he's gone to plaid!

That's Lou de Chris.

Plaid joke, That guy is running so fast he's gone to plaid!

What's a lumberjacks favourite meal?

Plaid Thai

What does a moth eat when it wants Asian food?

Plaid tie.

What did the basketballer say to the Lumberjack?

You got Plaid

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the plaid cashmere jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working plaid cape piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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