Plague Jokes

Funniest Plague Short Jokes

Short plague jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The plague humour may include short outbreak jokes also.

1. Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
2. About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
   Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
   God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
3. Well, we can't use the expression 'avoid it like the plague' anymore..... Coz apparently humans do not do that.
4. What is a pirate's favorite letter? The one his wife wrote him before the plague stole her away.
5. A thief walked into a theatre He stole the spotlight
   (I saw this joke on plague inc and wanted to share it with you guys)
6. Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
7. Ebola Plague The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the "black death".
8. Bubonic plague inflames your lymph nodes. But pneumonic plague helps you to remember things
9. Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues.... ....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."
10. A plague bearer walks into an auction house during winter. Everyone nears him now has a chance of catching the cold-bid 19 virus.

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Plague One Liners

Which plague one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with plague? I can suggest the ones about disease and sickness.

1. Only 1300's kids will get this.. The Black Plague
2. Where do unvaccinated kids gather? The plague-ground
3. What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism
4. Here's a joke that only 1300's kids would get The Bubonic plague
5. What did the Black death say to Coronavirus? Well Plagued!
6. Played Plague inc and chose to infect by food only I couldn't reach africa
7. Did you hear the one about the plague? Barely anyone has gotten it in the past 600 years.
8. What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land? "Aw *hail* naw!"
9. What's it called when someone copies your work during quarantine? Plague-arism
10. How did the ghost's family die? They Caught the Boo-bonic plague.
11. Am I going to Rio? No. I'd avoid it like the plague.
12. A plague doctor tips his mask... Malady.
13. You guys know about the black plague?
14. What did plague doctors say to attractive women? "Show me your buboes."
15. So the new meme is an epidemic Ah, the plague memes are spreading fast

Rib-Tickling Plague Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about plague you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fever jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make plague pranks.