The Best 31 Plague Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Plague jokes. There are some plague sickness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these plague cholera puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Plague Jokes and Puns

Only 1300's kids will get this..

The Black Plague

Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic

Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.

The bubonic plague, the flu, and HIV walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What is this? Some kind of sick joke?".

Plague joke, The bubonic plague, the flu, and HIV walk into a bar.

About 4,000 years ago:

God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!

Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*

God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!

A patient walks into an optometrist's office.

The optometrist starts the eye exam and casually asks her if there's any particular reason she came in for a checkup.

"Doctor, I think am having hallucinations. Every time I open my eyes, I see really dark things. Evil. Malice. Hatred. Plague. I am seeing the worst in everything. Nothing looks like it used to. It's as if everything I see is shrouded in darkness."

The optometrist sits back from the patient, confused.

"That's interesting," he said, "because from what I can tell, you see 20/20."

Now that I have lived through a plague...

I get why most renaissance paintings are of fat people lounging around with their boobs and dicks out

random pandemic question

According to history class, they organized wild orgies in the Middle Ages after the victory over the Plague. Is there anything planned yet? I ask for a friend.

Plague joke, random pandemic question

Here's a joke that only 1300's kids would get

The Bubonic plague

A thief walked into a theatre

He stole the spotlight

(I saw this joke on plague inc and wanted to share it with you guys)

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Only 1300's kids will get this...

bubonic plague

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Played Plague inc and chose to infect by food only

I couldn't reach africa

Ebola Plague

The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the "black death".

Did you hear the one about the plague?

Barely anyone has gotten it in the past 600 years.

In the Middle Ages people celebrated the end of the plague by holding orgies

Does anyone know if something is already planned?

What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?

"Aw *hail* naw!"

Plague joke, What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?

I played plague inc and choose to upgrade infect by food

Now i can't infect africa

A plague bearer walks into an auction house during winter.

Everyone nears him now has a chance of catching the cold-bid 19 virus.

Bubonic plague inflames your lymph nodes.

But pneumonic plague helps you to remember things

It's stupid when people say God hates homosexuals

If he did, wouldn't he devise some plague to wipe them out?

I told my friend i couldn't hang out because i have the bubonic plague

He just said "aw rats" and walked off

How did the ghost's family die?

They Caught the Boo-bonic plague.

Am I going to Rio?

No. I'd avoid it like the plague.

A plague doctor tips his mask...


You guys know about the black plague?

What if we strap tiny C4 to rats and send them over to Europe...

it would start an all new Boombonic plague.

What did plague doctors say to attractive women?

"Show me your buboes."

So the new meme is an epidemic

Ah, the plague memes are spreading fast

What did the guy say to his friend with the Bubonic Plague?

Aw rats!

What did the Canadian say after catching the plague?

I'm sorey.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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We suggest to use only working plague nets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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