The Best 20 Placebo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Placebo jokes. There are some placebo illnesses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these placebo gaggle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Placebo Jokes and Puns

TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt

What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?

The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.

The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.

I got in trouble for using performance enhancing drugs

I took a placebo before my psychology exam

Placebo joke, I got in trouble for using performance enhancing drugs

What idiot decided to call it randomized clinical trial with placebo

And not trick or treatment

Two concerts

In my whole life I've only ever been to two concerts. I've seen Placebo, and I've seen The Cure.

They were just as good as each other


On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo..

I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group.

Is that placebo working for you?

Well, now that you mention it, no.

Placebo joke, Is that placebo working for you?

The results of a 3-year trial for a drug that prevents diabetes are in.

A scientist walks into his boss's office to brief him on the results.

"How did you conduct this study?" asked the boss,

"We gave a group of 300 participants our drug, at 3 doses a day, and another 300 a placebo. We then found the number of people in each group who had diabetes." replied the scientist.

"What did you find?"

"If you give a control group sugar pills 3 times a day for 3 years, they'll all get diabetes."

Placebos

Turns out I'm addicted to placebos. I thought I could quit any time, but then withdrawal made me psychosomatic and gave me hypochondria.

Reasons the idiot couldn't kill himself.

He couldn't find the tailpipe on his Tesla.

He jumped in front of a model train.

The bullets wouldn't fit in the squirt gun.

He overdosed on placebo pills.

He jumped off a low bridge.

He stuck a plastic fork in an outlet.

He doused himself in diesel and tried to light it.

He leaped into an animal cage at the petting zoo.

In the 90s, I was in a band called 'Homeopathy'. We were a bit like Placebo, but not quite as good.

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I know that the placebos is supposed to help with testing pills and medicines if they actually work...

But who's smart-ass idea was it to try it with Birth Control!?!?

My doctor advised me for stress reduction to listen to opera music

He gave me a CD. I've been listening all night but I'm not sure if its actually having an effect. It says on the cover the guys name is Placebo Domingo.

So I was part of a double blind clinical study...

So I was a part of a double blind clinical study of the effects of sugar pills on patients. Little did I know, I was part of the placebo group and was given Xanax.

I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors.

I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.

Turkish saying about the Placebo effect

"If you take this medicine, you'll be cured in 7 days. If you don't take it, you'll be cured in one week"

Placebo joke, Turkish saying about the Placebo effect

What do you call a fake opera singer?

Placebo Domingo.

Did you hear about the new drug trial for a pill that makes you able to sing opera?

The researchers are calling it Placebo Domingo

Why are my recipes so tasty?

My secret ingredient is placebo.


Aspirin is a Placebo!!!

That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the placebo psychologists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working placebo effect piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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