Plac Jokes

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Where's the best place to hide after committing murder?

Behind a badge.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment.

Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

I went to a place in France last week

It was nice.

She said: "Come to my place on Saturday. There will be nobody home."

So I went to her place and rang the doorbell. There was nobody home.

I couldn't get a place at the local library

...........they were completely booked

what's the best place to drown a hipster?

in the main stream

What's the best place to meet women?

I tried this door marked "Ladies" and they just yelled at me.

Where is the best place to hide after killing someone?

Behind a badge..

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of a Google result.

I got second place in a star gazing competition once.

The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's the best place to find anonymous tips?

A glory hole.

Where is the best place to hide if you are running from the police

Rick astleys house he's never gonna give you up

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

A place got lit on fire

But the firefighters were too late to reach and put it out. Media arrived as well to which one of the firefighter giving report said, "I've got a good news and a bad news, the bad news is, 41 children died in that fire. But the good news is it was an orphanage, so I have no parents to notify"

Did you know that there's a place in the Middle East that's considered the father of the bagpipe?

It's Baghdad

I said, should we go to my place? She said, "Come to my house tomorrow, no ones gonna be home. "

I went to her house. No one was there.

I can't place iron objects next to each other...

I'm allergic to Fe lines.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Not sure if this is the right place to post, but after the US election results from last night, I need help creating a new dating website. It will help desperate American men and women find love in Canada.

It'll be called ehHarmony

Do you know two places to put water?

Well Dam

What's the best place to propose to a French person?

At the top of a roller coaster so on the way down they say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results

or page 1 of Bing.

Where's the best place for Edward Snowden to hide?

Wallstreet. No one there ever seems to get prosecuted.

A first place winner at the International Pun Contest

A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're identical twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Best place to hide something nobody will see?

Page two of Google

Why can't you have two places to park your boat?

Because that's a paradox!

Best Place to hide..

Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.

What's the best place to wait for some kool-aid?

The punchline.

What's the best place to study at college?

Under the teacher's desk.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Is that placebo working for you?

Well, now that you mention it, no.

Where's the best place to hide a corpse?

The second page of search results.

Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

[*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow...

Weigh a pie.

Where is the best place to cheat on someone.

A Ferris wheel

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

This place I know of makes some AMAZING wedding cakes

I hear they put in a lot of blood, sweat and tiers.

So if a place to view birds is an Aviary, and a place to view fish is a aquarium, where do you view pigs?

Congress

I know that the placebos is supposed to help with testing pills and medicines if they actually work...

But who's smart-ass idea was it to try it with Birth Control!?!?

Placebos

Turns out I'm addicted to placebos. I thought I could quit any time, but then withdrawal made me psychosomatic and gave me hypochondria.

What's the only place where quitters are winners?

Rehab

He: "So where do we go, my place or yours?"

She: "We do both. I go to mine and you to yours."

Where is the best place to hide from Mike Pence,

The closet.

What are two places you never want to drop the soap?

Penn State or the State Pen.

What's the one place in Thailand where people don't care?

Phuket.

A place where they assemble okay products is called

...a Satis Factory.

Best place to hide stuff?

Page two in Google search results!

This probably isn't the place to post this.

My heart breaks! VERY SAD DAY TODAY. A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training, has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training, and money. Even worse, is the fact that he is still paying off his school loans. This just goes to show how one little mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great person, and a brilliant Veterinarian.

Where's the only place that blonde girls can have dark hair?

Between their teeth.

Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR

I came in first place on the IQ test!

When I got the paper back it said IQ: 1 .

There is a place I like to go when I want to be totally alone...

...it's called Google Plus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Me: The place with more tanks?

My GF: IDK, a war?

Me: An aquarium

The UK is the only place

Where it's easier to get a chicken dinner in PUBG than KFC

What's the best place to hide a body?

At a Microsoft store.

One place you HAVE TO visit before you die!

The hospital.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What is the name of a place full of overweight people?

Obe-city

What's the best place to organise a pig race?

BuckingHam Palace!

I know a place where over 50% of the waste is recycled.

Germany; 65% in fact.

Where's the best place to eat waffles on the beach?

Sandy Eggo.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Where is the best place to get shot?

The hospital

Where is the best place to get pastries in New York?

Sconey Island

Where's the best place to take a cow on a date?

The moovies

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