Pizzeria Jokes

Funniest Pizzeria Short Jokes

Short pizzeria jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pizzeria humour may include short pizza slice jokes also.

1. Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes
2. I was at the pizzeria and I told my dad I didn't feel like a calzone He grabbed my arm squeezing me. I asked him what he was doing and he said you're right, you don't feel like a calzone
3. A Buddhist priest walks into a pizzeria... The pizza maker asks the priest what can I get for you?
   The Buddhist, in a quiet voice, replies, can you make me one with everything?
4. I stammered over the story of how I got fired from the Pizzeria. I really messed up the delivery.
5. A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
   Because it wouldn't stop saying "Bach, Bach, Bach."
6. The mafia visited the local pizzeria for extortion money. They wanted their piece of the pie.
7. The guy at my local pizzeria does tricks while he tosses the dough. He's so good he makes it look like a pizza cake.
8. Just found out my brother got a second job at a pizzeria in addition to working at a baggle shop. Guess you could say he is really rolling in the dough.
9. Did you hear about the guy who got sick after he ate at an Italian restaurant? He came down with a bad case of pizzeria.
10. Friend: I saw your girlfriend with a some other guy at that new pizzeria Me: There's a new pizzeria in town!!

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Pizzeria One Liners

Which pizzeria one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pizzeria? I can suggest the ones about pizza oven and pizza hut.

1. What do you call an epileptic midget who works in a pizzeria? Little seizures.
2. Buddhist monk walks into a Pizzeria. He asks "Can you make me one with everything?"
3. The Dalai Lama walked into a pizzeria He asked them to make him one with everything.
4. Pizzerias are quite rich. They got plenty of dough.
5. The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver.
6. What did the pizzeria owner say while having withdrawals? Give me the dough, I KNEAD IT
7. What is the favorite movie of every Walmart Pizzeria chef? Frozen
8. Papa's Pizzeria... No Daddy's Pizzeria
9. What do you call a pizzeria on a golf range? Pizza Putt.
10. Why did Good King Wenceslas go to the pizzeria? He just Wence a slice.
11. What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
    Pizzeria!
12. My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant It gives him pizzeria
13. Pac-man walks into Pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Cheerful Pizzeria Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about pizzeria you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pizza delivery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pizzeria pranks.