Pizza Topping Jokes
48 pizza topping jokes and hilarious pizza topping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pizza topping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pizza Topping Short Jokes
Short pizza topping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pizza topping humour may include short pizza slice jokes also.
- My father beat me at dominoes yesterday. He said, I'm the only one who chooses pizza toppings.
- A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself.
- I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings.
- My girlfriend and I bought a pizza to share and she got mad because I ate half. Granted, it was the TOP half, but still…
- Donald Trump declares that supermarkets can no longer sell pizzas topped with cheese. When an interviewer asks him why, he says that it's because he wants to make America grate again.
- Do you know how easy it is to make a Victoria sponge topped with pepperoni and melted cheese? It's a Pizza cake
- My friend got one of those degrading sidewalk job's handing stuff out, dress as a pizza slice... ... he ended up topping himself.
- A friend of mine had to get one of those degrading jobs were you hand out flyers dressed as a pizza slice... In the end he topped himself..
- I told the guy at the counter at Domino's that I wanted a pizza. He said, "What would you like on top of that?"
I said, "Nothing, just the pizza." - What's Bon Jovi's favorite pizza topping? Ann Jovi of course!
I think it means he eats people.
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Pizza Topping One Liners
Which pizza topping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pizza topping? I can suggest the ones about pizza crust and pizza delivery.
- I can't put anymore toppings on my pizza... There's not mushroom
- I beat my friend at dominos the other night. I am the one who decides the pizza toppings!
- The best pizza I ever had was just a plain dough base Nothing topped that.
- Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy.
- What business do mushrooms have on Pizza? They fung-tion as a topping.
- A pizza died yesterday Apparently it topped itself
- What is a submarine's favorite pizza topping? ARUGULA! ARUGULA!
- The reason I never do jokes about pizzas is because they never make it to the topping.
- Why did the cheese not play with the toppings on the pizza Because it was too mature
- What type of pizza has a single slice of pepperoni on the top of it? Pepperlonely.
- What toppings are on a Pizza Hawaii? Lava
- Did you hear about the pizza with no toppings? There was much room for improvement.
- What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni
- Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself.
- Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza? Because there wasn't mushroom on it.
Pizza Topping Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pizza topping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pineapple pizza jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pizza topping pranks.
Man found dead in Pizza Hut.....
Police found the body of a man in the storeroom at Pizza Hut. He was covered in ham, pineapple, anchovies and pepperoni, They don't suspect m**.... They think he topped himself.
The police just found a pizza topped with human noses in a serial killer's fridge.
It was a d**... nose pizza.
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza:
Customer: "
Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread"
Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!"
Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
A guy I know got one of those degrading jobs handing out flyers dress as a pizza slice..
In the end he topped himself..
An Irishman, American, and an Italian Get Captured By Cannibals, and are granted each a last wish.
American asks for a Beer, get his beer drinks it they kill him, eat him turn his skin into a canoe.
Italian asks for a Pizza, gets his pizza eats it and also gets eaten and turned into a canoe.
Irishman asks for a fork. Bewildered as they never had this request before gladly provided this mans last wish. As he get his fork he starts to stab himself all over screaming at the top of his lungs "You'll not make a boat out of me!"
Anyone want to come over for a t**... pizza party?
I'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings.
Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza?
Because it had pork sausage toppings.
The Three Construction Workers
Three construction workers were at lunch one day, a Mexican, an Italian, and a Blonde man. While eating, the Mexican says "I love my wife, but if she makes me one more burrito for lunch, I swear I will jump off this building!" The Italian man joins in as well "I agree, my friend, I have been eating her pizza every day for 10 years! I will join you if my wife makes me this for lunch again!" Then the Blonde man pipes in, saying "Me too! I don't want another bologna sandwich, so count me in!"
The next day, sure enough the Mexican man gets his burrito, the Italian his pizza and the Blonde a bologna sandwich. So they wrote a note, and in unison, keeping with their oath they hurl themselves off the top of the skyscraper!
At the f**..., the wives of the Mexican man and the Italian man were both very sad, wishing they had known they could have prevented their deaths. But the blonde mans wife was upset like the others, so they asked her why she wasn't sad. She responded "Hey, don't look at me. He made his own lunch."