Pizza Slice Jokes
52 pizza slice jokes and hilarious pizza slice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pizza slice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pizza Slice Short Jokes
Short pizza slice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pizza slice humour may include short pizza oven jokes also.
- A Blonde went for a pizza. The chef said would you like it cut into 4 slices or 8? Blonde said 4 please. There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slice.
- Pizza Joke If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal.
But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time.
And she should have seen it coming. - A blonde orders a medium pizza The cashier asks if she wants it cut into four or eight slices.
"Hmm... four. I don't think I can eat eight." - My 8yo daughter just hit me with this one What's the difference between my dad and a slice of pizza?
A slice of pizza can't feed a family
Sheeesh. Like a rainbow dagger to my cold dead heart. - Blonde Joke. A Blonde went for a pizza.
The chef said, would you like it cut into four slices or eight?
Blonde said, four please.
There is no way I could possibly eat eight slices. - A Blonde went to buy a Pizza, Chef asked her, would you like it cut into 4 or 8 slices.? Blonde replied, 4 please.
There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices. - Would you like the pizza cut into eight or twelve slices? Just eight, I don't think I could eat twelve!
- "Watch-out I'm tripping on shrooms" Said my uncle while slipping on a slice of mushroom pizza
- What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me.
- I like my woman like I like my pizza filled with sausage, cut into slices, and still warm!!
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Pizza Slice One Liners
Which pizza slice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pizza slice? I can suggest the ones about pizza toppings and pizza dough.
- Why don't mathematicians eat pizza? Because even half a slice is pie over ate
- What do you call a couple of ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy? Romance
- What do you call a religious slice of pizza? Cheezus Crust.
- What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers
- As soon as you take a single slice of pizza... ...there's no longer enough to go around.
- I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices.
- If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!
- Pizza is all about shapes Box - square
Pie- circle
Slice - triangle
Me - out of - Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?
- What do you call an attractive looking pizza? Acute slice.
- What did one angry pizza slice say to another angry pizza slice? Do you wanna PIZZA me?
- Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? Because he's shellfish!
- What type of pizza has a single slice of pepperoni on the top of it? Pepperlonely.
- what did the slice of pizza say to his wife? I want a pizza dat a**...!
Pizza Slice Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pizza slice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pizza delivery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pizza slice pranks.
Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
An Italian man, a Jewish man, and a gay man go to Heaven
An Italian man, a Jewish man, and a gay man all die and go to Heaven. When they approach the Pearly Gates they beg St. Peter to give them a second chance. St. Peter agrees under one condition. They must never give in to their favorite things ever again. The three men agree and are sent back down to Earth. While walking down the street enjoying their new found lives they come across a pizzeria.
Italian: Oh my God! I never thought I would taste a good slice of pizza again!
Before the other two can stop him he rushes into the store and grabs a slice. As he bites down on it p**...! he disappears.
The two remaining men continue walking down the street when he spots a $20 bill laying on the sidewalk. Before the gay man can stop him he rushes over and bends over to pick it up and p**...! they both disappear!
A giraffe walks into a hat store...
...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine.
The store owner looks puzzled at the giraffe; "Uh, we don't serve pizza slices here-"
"Then a burger or something, I don't care," the giraffe interrupts.
"We don't sell that either, we-"
Again, the giraffe interrupts, noticably irritated with the clerk's attidute: "Just serve me *something*, okay?! I'm *starving* here!"
"But this is a hat store! Can't you read the sign outside?" the store owner asked.
"Well if I knew how to read, don't you think I'd have asked for a menu?!"
A blonde orders a large pizza
The employee asks, "Do you want it sliced into 6 or 12 pieces?"
The blonde responds, "Oh just 6. I could never eat 12"
A guy I know got one of those degrading jobs handing out flyers dress as a pizza slice..
In the end he topped himself..
A friend of mine had to get one of those degrading jobs were you hand out flyers dressed as a pizza slice...
In the end he topped himself..
My friend got one of those degrading sidewalk job's handing stuff out, dress as a pizza slice...
... he ended up topping himself.
The Pizza Cutter
A guy walks into a pizza place to pick up the pizza he ordered. The worker behind the counter says, "Would you like your pizza cut in eight slices or ten?" The man replies, "You better make it eight - I don't think I could eat all ten!"
A blonde walks into a pizza joint
She orders a 12" pizza to take away. The chef asks, "would you like me to cut it into 4 or 8 slices?"
She answers, "4 please, I don't think I'd manage to eat 8"
Whats the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?
An emo pizza slices itself.
Note - found online
Man says to his wife...
"Would you like your pizza cut in six slices or eight"
She replies "six please hun, i dont think i could eat eight"
I like my women like I like my pineapples...
Sweet, juicy and chopped into slices on cheese pizza.
A man walks into a buffet...
He puts a sausage on his plate, and his German friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, he adds a slice of pizza to his plate, and his Italian friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Then, the man has an incredible urge to sneeze. He reaches for a napkin and raises it up, and his French friend says "now you're speaking my language!".
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?