Pizza Cutter Jokes
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r/atheism is like a pizza cutter
All edge with no point
Last night I couldn't find the pizza cutter, so I used a Bryan Adam's CD.
It cuts like a knife.
Lost my pizza cutter. So I used my Bryan Adam's CD.
It cuts like a knife
I lost my pizza cutter so I tried to use an old Rod Stewart CD instead.
It worked all right at first, but the plastic edge got dull right away. The first cut was the deepest.
I was making pizza for lunch when the pizza cutter broke...
So I picked up a Bryan Adams CD and it cut like a knife.
Joke courtesy of my old man.
What do you call an emo italian person?
A pizza cutter
The Pizza Cutter
A guy walks into a pizza place to pick up the pizza he ordered. The worker behind the counter says, "Would you like your pizza cut in eight slices or ten?" The man replies, "You better make it eight - I don't think I could eat all ten!"
What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?
Wanna pizza me?
12-15 year old YouTube commenters are like pizza cutters.
They're all edge, but no point.
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