Pizza Crust Jokes

Funniest Pizza Crust Short Jokes

Short pizza crust jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pizza crust humour may include short pizza dough jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
2. Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut? He's working in the crust station.
3. I am banned from my church livestream Apparently dunking a pizza crust into a full glass of wine and then chugging it is not acceptable for holy communion.
4. What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust.
5. Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust? Because it was a baseless accusation
6. What do you say when you make pizza for a church? The crust has risen!
7. Who does a pizza pray to? Jesus Crust our Lord
8. An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both "come" with a crust filled box.
9. What is h**...'s favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust.
10. What's the difference between a Good pizza and a bad p**...? The thickness of the crust.

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Pizza Crust One Liners

Which pizza crust one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pizza crust? I can suggest the ones about pizza slice and pizza topping.

1. What did the retired priest call his pizza shop? Cheesus Crust
2. What's a lobster's favorite part of a build-your-own-pizza bar? The crust station.
3. What do you call the Lord and Savior of all pizzas? Cheesus Crust
4. What do you call a religious slice of pizza? Cheezus Crust.
5. Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory? At the crust station.
6. what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you.
7. If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust
8. I just heard about Domino's new dill pizza crust It's made with their all new dill dough
9. What do a wash cloth and a pizza have in common? The crust.
10. What do you call a Japanese person delivering sea food pizza? Crust-Asian.
11. Calculate the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z". pizza
12. They're making a pizza crust made out of pickles It's called Dill Dough.
13. Who is the God of all pizzas? It's Jesus Crust.
14. Girl, are you a domino's pizza crust? Cause you're E X T R A T H I C C
15. ALERT: do not eat at California Pizza Kitchen Their crust is faulty

Pizza Crust Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about pizza crust you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pizza toppings jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pizza crust pranks.