Pizza Box Jokes
30 pizza box jokes and hilarious pizza box puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pizza box that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pizza Box Short Jokes
Short pizza box jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pizza box humour may include short pizza delivery jokes also.
- Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
- Did you hear mike tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?
- I just asked Siri for a wake up call... She sent a photo of me, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans.
- The pizza roll box says "Let stand for 2 minutes" after cooking But all they want to do is lay there.
- I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside.
- My mom asked me take out the pizza box So we went to the bar. Cool guy. Wants to be a flyer.
- A pizza and a taco engage in a boxing fight. Who will win? The taco; because the pizza couldn't tactically think outside the box.
- There are things that do not make sense For example, the pizza is round, chopped into triangles and stored in a square box.
- What's the difference between a pizza box and a bladder? You feel better when your bladder is empty.
- An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both "come" with a crust filled box.
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Pizza Box One Liners
Which pizza box one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pizza box? I can suggest the ones about pizza slice and pizza oven.
- I just ordered a Chicago style pizza. It started shooting as soon I opened the box.
- Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes? Because they don't cut corners.
- Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in.
- I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices.
- Pizza is all about shapes Box - square
Pie- circle
Slice - triangle
Me - out of - Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box
- Did you realize it? Why does round pizza come in the square box?
Quirky and Hilarious Pizza Box Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about pizza box you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pizza crust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pizza box pranks.
My Dad actually said this is a Denver area Pizza Hut.
A group of maybe 6\-8 of us were finishing up our meal when a rather large woman \(our waitress\) came over and asked my dad if "we wanna box for our left over pizza?" Without skipping a beat, my dad looks her right in the eye and says "no, but I'll wrestle ya for it!". The look on her face was priceless!
Case of water - $3.99
Case of Apples - $20.99
Case of Oranges - $25.99
Bag of chips - $2.50
Cigarettes - $8.99
Box of candles - $4.50
Frozen pizzas - $6.50
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A Man ask's his friend how he could understand women
The Friend Replies:
Well if you understand why a pizza is made into a circle, packed into a square box, and eaten as a triangle, then my friend, you will understand women.
Understanding Women
A FATHER SAYS TO HIS SON :
"MY BOY, WHEN YOU ACCUMULATE THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHY A PIZZA IS BAKED ROUND,
PUT IN A SQUARE BOX , EATEN IN TRIANGLES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. "
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In Indiana, a pizza delivery man received a $1,200 tip from college students. College officials applauded the act of charity, until they realized the pizza was just a box with $1,200 dollars worth of w**... in it.
To thwart corruption, traffic police in Thailand will now receive a bonus if they refuse bribes. The plan affects all levels of Thailand police, from the street-level Bribe Solicitor, to Director of Bribes, all the way up to Bribe King.
…the anti-corruption program will be funded by confiscated bribes.
Lawmakers have approved $700 million dollars to help fight Ebola. The lawmakers announced the news from inside their $700 million dollar Ebola-proof bunker.
In North Korea, Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for several weeks. Kim's unexplained absence has sparked rumors in the state-run media that everything is totally fine.
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the f**..., the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."