The Best 44 Pixar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pixar jokes. There are some pixar blockbuster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pixar nbc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pixar Jokes and Puns

Husband doing crossword with his wife

Husband: Emphatic no, five letters.

Wife: Never

H: Pistol, 3 letters.

W: Gun

H: Disgust, 3 letters.

W: Ugh

H: Charity, 4 letters.

W: Give

H: Female sheep, 3 letters

W: Ewe

H: Pixar movie, 2 letters

W: Up

So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...

I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies......

He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.

Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

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so i started dating a girl and we wanted to have a "movie-off"...

we started with the saddest movies we could think of. i won with the intro to a certain little Pixar film. I really showed her up that night.


Rick.

Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one.

He is never gonna give you Up.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.

Pixar joke, Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.

What do you call sex with a Pixar DVD?

F*cking Up.

TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up

My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films...

He forgot to show Up

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Did you know sheep really hate Pixar?

Never gonna give ewe up

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie...

He wasn't amused, but he did say, You cracked me Up.

Rick Astley is such a nice guy

He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!

He's Never Gonna Give You Up

"What's your favourite Pixar film?", my dad asked

I replied, "Up, yours?"

My dad gave me a weird look and said, "No need to be like that, I was only asking."

Pixar joke, "What's your favourite Pixar film?", my dad asked

My lamp has stopped working.

Lost his job at pixar.

Which singer should you avoid borrowing Pixar movies from?

Rick Astley, because he's never gonna give you Up.

Why do disabled people hate Pixar?

Because they can't stand Up.


"Hey, what's up?"

"It's a really good Pixar movie, you should watch it some time."

If Rick Astley had a collection of Pixar movies he would let you borrow any of them...

But he will never give you up.

(Nsfw) Which Pixar character is the worst one to have sex with?

Walle because he nuts and bolts.

Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies exept for one.

He'll never give you Up.

Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies,

but he's never gonna give you Up

Pixar movies over the years

What if toys had feelings?

What if bugs had feelings?

What if monsters had feelings?

What if fish had feelings?

What if superheroes had feelings?

What if cars had feelings?

What if rats had feelings?

What if robots hadd feelings?

What if boy scouts had feelings?

What if gingers had feelings?

What if feelings had feelings?

What if dinosaurs had feelings?

What if Mexicans had feelings?

Avoid distraction at all costs.

Otherwise you'll end Up is such a great Pixar movie, maybe their best?

Pixar joke, Avoid distraction at all costs.

I told my girlfriend I love Pixar films and I haven't actually got any

I think it's time to own Up.

(Gary Delaney)

No, you may not have my 2009 Pixar animated film.

I'm never gonna give you Up.

I had a girlfriend and her favorite Pixar movie was "Up".

This was 2010 and she had it on blue ray, and we would watch it at least once a week at her apartment. But after like the 40th time, I confronted her and said I was tired of watching. The argument got heated; it didn't help that we were drunk. Suddenly, she pushed me and I fell on something. I turned and saw the disk broken; she cried hysterically.
At this moment, I knew, we broke Up...


Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar?

Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)

I was concerned when I heard Pixar had been accused of placing sexual content in their films

But everyone seems to think it's just Hunky Dory.

What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation?

Runtatooie, run!

Husband doing crossword with wife..

Husband : emphatic no, five letters
 

Wife : never

H : pistol, three letters
 

W : gun

H : disgust, three letters
 

W : ugh

H : charity, four letters
 

W : give

H : female sheep, three letters
 

W : ewe

H : Pixar movie, two letters
 

W : Up

Friends do crosswords

Friend 1: emphatic NO, five letters

Friend 2: Never

Friend 1: firearm, three letters

Friend 2: Gun

Friend 1: disgust, three letters

Friend 2: ugh

Friend 1: form of charity, four letters

Friend 2: give

Friend 1: female sheep, three letters

Friend 2: ewe

Friend 1: Pixar movie, two letters

Friend 2: up


I woke up this morning and realised I couldn't stand Up.

But then I realised I can't stand most Pixar movies.

My friend: What's up?

Me: A 2009 Pixar film.

what do you call the lamp in the pixar logo?

a kller

Crossword solving husband

Husband doing crossword with his wife

Husband: Emphatic no, five letters.

Wife: Never

H: Pistol, 3 letters.

W: Gun

H: Disgust, 3 letters.

W: Ugh

H: Charity, 4 letters.

W: Give

H: Female sheep, 3 letters

W: Ewe

H: Pixar movie, 2 letters

W: Up

A husband is doing crosswords with his wife.

**Husband:** Emphatic no; five letters.

**Wife:** Never.

**H:** Pistol; three letters.

**W:** Gun.

**H:** Disgust; three letters.

**W:** Ugh.

**H:** Charity; four letters.

**W:** Give.

**H:** Female sheep; three letters.

**W:** Ewe.

**H:** Pixar movie; two letters.

**W:** Up.

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So I was doing crossword with my girlfriend,

Me: Emphatic no, five letters.

She: **Never**

Me: Pistol, 3 letters.

She: **Gun**

Me: Disgust, 3 letters.

She: **Ugh**

Me: Charity, 4 letters.

She: **Give**

Me: Female sheep, 3 letters

She: **Ewe**

Me: Pixar movie, 2 letters

She: **Up**

My dad asked me, What's your favourite Pixar film?

I said, Up. Yours?

Dad: Wow, that's extremely rude!

What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?

Google: "Could you be more specific?"

My friend asked me, What's your favourite Pixar film?

I said, Up. Yours?

He said, Wow! That's super rude.

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