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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?
The Pirates always lose.
how many Pittsburgh Steelers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just talk about how good the last six were
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There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman.
The priests were all embarrassed and in new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in n**... and dimes." So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And
I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
Pittsburgh shooter Robert Bowers was arrested trying to sneak the pistols back into his gun cabinet.
At least he remembered to put the Glocks back.
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