Pith Jokes
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A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up.
A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity and has his way with him.
The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read.
The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars, "Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"
The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you from behind?"
The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"
Thor Son of Odin
Came down to Earth and met a woman.
They had the best time in bed for a week straight.
Weeks later he was telling his Dad about the fun,
Odin told Thor that he must tell her the truth about him,
as not to let her expect that from mortal men.
Thor went back to the woman and confessed
I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN he said.
You're Thor , she replied. I'm so thor I can't even pith .
I was selling lemons the other day outside my house
And a man came up to me and asked can I just buy the peel?
I was surprised by this and stared him dead in the eyes before I said are you taking the pith?
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What did the lisping orange say to the peeler?
Hey! Shtop taking the pith out of me!
Mike Tyson once angrily accused me of tampering with his satsumas.
He said I was taking the pith.
Thor in San Francisco
Thor arrives in San Francisco and proudly announces "I AM THOR!"
I flamboyantly gay man looks at him and states "You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."
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