Pitchfork Jokes
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What's the difference between a truck loaded with sand and a truck loaded with babies?
You can't unload the sand with a pitchfork.
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A man was sent to h**... after his death..
As he was being led into the pits for an eternity of torment, he saw a lawyer passionately kissing a beautiful woman.
What a joke! he said. I have to roast in flames for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with that beautiful woman. Satan jabbed the man with his pitchfork and snarled, Who are you to question that woman's punishment?
A queen asked a beardless knight...
A queen asked a beardless knight, "tell me true: have you fathered any children?" "In truth, my Queen, I have not." "I believe it," she replied, "for it's known to all that one can look at the hay to see if the pitchfork's any good."
"Tell me true," asked the knight, "have you any hair between your legs?" "In truth, young knight, I have not." "I believe it," he replied, "for it's known to all that when too many walk a road, the grass stops growing."
What is the best way to tune a bagpipe?
With a Pitchfork!
What's the difference between a container with sand and a container with babies in it?
I can't use a pitchfork to empty the container with sand.
You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing?
A pitchfork
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Dead babies
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?
Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.
Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.
Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.
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