Pitbull Jokes

Following is our collection of tweetable humor and singer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Pitbull puns for adults, dirty meaner jokes or clean foxy gags for kids.

There is an abundance of polly jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 33 funniest jokes on pitbull. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any puppies witze you can hear about pitbull.

The Best jokes about Pitbull

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Pitbull coming from the childrens play ground

I love the way Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song.

Because it gives me time to change the station.

What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground

Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar.

They set it lower.

What's the difference between a Social Worker and a pitbull?

You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull?

Just the pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

A man said to me, "Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"

I said, "most people are sick after drinking too much."

"No, you don't understand." he replied. "Chunks is my pitbull."

The artist Pitbull is my biggest inspiration.

never has someone made so much money with such little talent.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

Pitbull on the playground

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Pitbull saves family from house fire, pulls 7-month-old girl by her diaper

Good to know he's doing more than just music these days.

So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon.

All I got was a blank CD.

A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar...

...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up.

A Pitbull and Weiner dog get into a fight.

Weiner dog rips the Pitbull into shreds. Terrified Pitbull owner says: - what kind of a dog is this? - how much did you pay for it? The Weiner owner says: -well, I paid $100 for a crocodile and $10000 for the plastic surgery.

what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad?

a pitbull will eventually let it go

A robber breaks into a house

and he hears a voice saying

Jesus is watching you

he stops but then assumes it must be just in his head. Again he hears

Jesus is watching you

finally he looks over and sees a parrot. He says to the parrot what's your name? The parrot says Moses the robber replies "what kind of people name their parrot moses?? The parrot says the same people who name their pitbull Jesus

What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull returning from a kids playground

What has 4 legs and 3 arms ?

A pitbull on a playground.

What has four legs and one arm?

A happy pitbull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

Pitbull in a playground

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What is more dangerous than a pitbull with AIDS ?

The guy who transmitted it to him.

What's another name for black pitbull?

Flo Rida

Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon?

Dale! Earnhardt Jr.

I thought of an unsolvable riddle

Name one pitbull song without googling it

I have 2 eyes, 3 legs and 4 arms, what am I ?

A pitbull on a children's playground

^^^I ^^^am ^^^so ^^^sorry ^^^:)

How do you get a pitbull to stop humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck him off.

How do you know you're listening to a Pitbull song?

Don't worry, he will tell you several times.

The difference between Pitbull and Mia Khalifa is

Pitbull: Yooo Yoooo

Mia Khalifa :Yeaaa Yeeaaa

What does colonialism and Pitbull have in common?

They both destroyed Africa.

What has four legs and ten arms?

My pitbull in a mosque

Pitbulls momma is so fat.

They call her Mrs. Worldwide

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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