The Best 35 Pitbull Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pitbull jokes. There are some pitbull singer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pitbull foxy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pitbull Jokes and Puns

What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad?

a pitbull will eventually let it go

Pitbull joke, what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad?

How do you get a pitbull to stop humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck him off.

So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon.

All I got was a blank CD.


What's the difference between a Social Worker and a pitbull?

You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.

How do you know you're listening to a Pitbull song?

Don't worry, he will tell you several times.

Pitbull joke, How do you know you're listening to a Pitbull song?

I love the way Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song.

Because it gives me time to change the station.

What's another name for black pitbull?

Flo Rida

A man said to me, "Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"

I said, "most people are sick after drinking too much."

"No, you don't understand." he replied. "Chunks is my pitbull."

A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar...

...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

A Pitbull and Weiner dog get into a fight.

Weiner dog rips the Pitbull into shreds. Terrified Pitbull owner says: - what kind of a dog is this? - how much did you pay for it? The Weiner owner says: -well, I paid $100 for a crocodile and $10000 for the plastic surgery.

I thought of an unsolvable riddle

Name one pitbull song without googling it

Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon?

Dale! Earnhardt Jr.

Pitbull joke, Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon?

Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar.

They set it lower.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull?

Just the pitbull.

The artist Pitbull is my biggest inspiration.

never has someone made so much money with such little talent.


What is more dangerous than a pitbull with AIDS ?

The guy who transmitted it to him.

Pitbull song

Mr Worldwide!

*name 4 places*

*bit of spanish*

Darlin'

(Congratulations you have a pitbul song)

What has four legs and one arm?

A happy pitbull.

I have 2 eyes, 3 legs and 4 arms, what am I ?

A pitbull on a children's playground

^^^I ^^^am ^^^so ^^^sorry ^^^:)

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Pitbull coming from the childrens play ground

What has 4 legs and an arm?

Pitbull in a playground

Pitbull saves family from house fire, pulls 7-month-old girl by her diaper

Good to know he's doing more than just music these days.

A robber breaks into a house

and he hears a voice saying

Jesus is watching you

he stops but then assumes it must be just in his head. Again he hears

Jesus is watching you

finally he looks over and sees a parrot. He says to the parrot what's your name? The parrot says Moses the robber replies "what kind of people name their parrot moses?? The parrot says the same people who name their pitbull Jesus

The difference between Pitbull and Mia Khalifa is

Pitbull: Yooo Yoooo

Mia Khalifa :Yeaaa Yeeaaa

What has four legs and ten arms?

My pitbull in a mosque

Pitbulls momma is so fat.

They call her Mrs. Worldwide

What does colonialism and Pitbull have in common?

They both destroyed Africa.

What has 4 legs and 3 arms ?

A pitbull on a playground.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

Pitbull on the playground

What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull returning from a kids playground

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.

Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."

Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"

Poodle: "That's not gonna work"

Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"

Poodle: "...No"

Chihuahua: "LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pitbull polly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pitbull puppies piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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