Pitbull Jokes

50 pitbull jokes and hilarious pitbull puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pitbull that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Having trouble coming up with a joke? Don't worry, this article has got you covered! Read on to get some hilarious and tweetable jokes about the popular pitbull dog. Ready to make your friends howl with laughter? Let's dive in for some puns about this powerful pup!

Funniest Pitbull Short Jokes

Short pitbull jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pitbull humour may include short shark jokes also.

  1. I love the way Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song. Because it gives me time to change the station.
  2. What's the difference between a Social Worker and a pitbull? You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.
  3. The artist Pitbull is my biggest inspiration. never has someone made so much money with such little talent.
  4. Pitbull saves family from house fire, pulls 7-month-old girl by her diaper Good to know he's doing more than just music these days.
  5. Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back.
  6. Everyone thinks lawyers are a bunch of sharks, rats and pit-bulls! But really, they're all liti-gators
  7. A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up.
  8. what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad? a pitbull will eventually let it go
  9. What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever? A Golden Retriever can sing better.
  10. I have 2 eyes, 3 legs and 4 arms, what am I ? A pitbull on a children's playground
    ^^^I ^^^am ^^^so ^^^sorry ^^^:)

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Pitbull One Liners

Which pitbull one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pitbull? I can suggest the ones about singer and rottweiler.

  1. What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Pitbull coming from the childrens play ground
  2. What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A happy pitbull
  3. What is Pitbull's first name Featuring
  4. What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground
  5. Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar. They set it lower.
  6. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull? Just the pitbull.
  7. What has 4 legs and 1 arm? Pitbull on the playground
  8. What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
  9. So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD.
  10. What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull returning from a kids playground
  11. What has 4 legs and 3 arms ? A pitbull on a playground.
  12. What has 4 legs and an arm? Pitbull in a playground
  13. What has four legs and one arm? A happy pitbull.
  14. What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida
  15. What is more dangerous than a pitbull with AIDS ? The guy who transmitted it to him.

Pitbull Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny pitbull dog jokes and even better pitbull dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do people use pitbulls for dog fights... They could make a lot more money training them to sing
  • What is a dog's favorite musician? Pitbull
Pitbull joke, What is a dog's favorite musician?

Unearthly Funniest Pitbull Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about pitbull you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean puppy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pitbull pranks.

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.

Poodle says: "I'll only choose the mate who can use the words 'Liver' and 'Cheese' in one sentence..."
Husky: "Well that's easy, I love liver and I love cheese!"
Poodle: "That's not gonna work"
Pitbull: "I hate liver and I hate cheese!"
Poodle: "...No"

A burglar broke into a home…

He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
Again, "Jesus is watching you."
He turned his flashlight around, and saw a parrot in a cage.
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking.
The parrot said, "Yes."
He asked the parrot his name.
The parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name their parrot, Moses?"
The parrot replied, "The same kind of people who would name their pitbull Jesus."

What's meaner than a pitbull with h**...?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

A man said to me, "Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"

I said, "most people are sick after drinking too much."
"No, you don't understand." he replied. "Chunks is my pitbull."

A Pitbull and w**... dog get into a fight.

w**... dog rips the Pitbull into shreds. Terrified Pitbull owner says: - what kind of a dog is this? - how much did you pay for it? The w**... owner says: -well, I paid $100 for a crocodile and $10000 for the plastic surgery.

A robber breaks into a house

and he hears a voice saying
Jesus is watching you
he stops but then assumes it must be just in his head. Again he hears
Jesus is watching you
finally he looks over and sees a parrot. He says to the parrot what's your name? The parrot says Moses the robber replies "what kind of people name their parrot moses?? The parrot says the same people who name their pitbull Jesus

How do you get a pitbull to stop h**... your leg?

Pick him up and s**... him off.

Who is Pitbulls favorite sports icon?

Dale! Earnhardt Jr.

I thought of an unsolvable riddle

Name one pitbull song without googling it

How do you know you're listening to a Pitbull song?

Don't worry, he will tell you several times.

What does colonialism and Pitbull have in common?

They both destroyed Africa.

Pitbull joke, What does colonialism and Pitbull have in common?

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