Pitbull Dog Jokes
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A Pitbull and w**... dog get into a fight.
w**... dog rips the Pitbull into shreds. Terrified Pitbull owner says: - what kind of a dog is this? - how much did you pay for it? The w**... owner says: -well, I paid $100 for a crocodile and $10000 for the plastic surgery.
Two men saw a dog l**... his chimchilly...
Two men were walking home one day. They saw a Pitbul happily sitting on the grass, l**... his private parts, cleaning himself.
The one man turned to his friend, "Dude, I wish I could do that."
His friend turned to him, with a worried look on his face, "But aren't you scared the dog will bite you?"
Jesus is watching
A robber breaks into a mansion and hears someone say Jesus is watching
He turns around and and sees a bird in a cage.
The robber asks did you say that?
The bird replies yes
The robber says for a bird you speak pretty good English
The bird tells him I've spoken quite a lot
The robber asks for the birds name in which the bird replies my name is Alfred
The robber says that's an unusual name for a bird
The bird says you should hear the dogs name
The robber, quite spooked says dog? W-what's the dogs name?
The bird replies the Pitbulls name is Jesus
Why do people use pitbulls for dog fights...
They could make a lot more money training them to sing
What is a dog's favorite musician?
Pitbull
Haven't seen this one here yet
**How to install a southern home security system**
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 15 men's work boots, and place them on your porch with a copy of *Guns & Ammo* magazine.
2. Place four of the biggest dog bowls you can find on the porch next to the boots and magazines.
3. Leave a note on the door that reads:
Bubba,
Me, Jimbo and Buck went to get more beer and ammo. Be back in a bit. Don't mess with the pitbulls, they got the mailman real bad yesterday. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, locked 'em all in the house, so you better wait outside. Be right back.
-c**...
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