The Best 22 Pit Bull Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pit Bull jokes. There are some pit bull jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pit bull puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pit Bull Jokes and Puns

Dogs are the best. I have a lab.

It's a meth lab. But I guard it with pit bulls.

I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song

giving us time to change the song.

A man was walking in Central Park in NYC...

Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".

The man says, "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers tomorrow morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the policeman replied.

"But I am not even an American!" Says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?" The policeman asks.

The man replies, "I am a Saudi!"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

What animal has four legs and one arm?

A pit bull on a playground.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?

You let the pit bull finish.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Everyone thinks lawyers are a bunch of sharks, rats and pit-bulls!

But really, they're all liti-gators

What is the difference between a hockey mom & a pit bull?

Pit bulls are intelligent and loving.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund with a Pit Bull?

A Wiener-Pit, just like your mom.

what do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull?

not much of a watchdog, but it's a vicious gossip.

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What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull and a computer?

A lot of bytes.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

What's the difference between a social worker and a pit bull?

At least you can get some of your baby back from a pit bull.

An appeals court has upheld a ban on pit bulls

Another victory in the war on terrier

What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg?

The pit bull gets to finish.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

What has 4 legs, 5 arms, and is wiggling its tail?

A very happy pit bull.

What do you call a pit bull with no eyes?


What's more dangerous than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy who gave his AIDS.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pit bull jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pit bull piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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