Following is our collection of funny Pit Bull jokes. There are some pit bull jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pit bull puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It's a meth lab. But I guard it with pit bulls.
giving us time to change the song.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says, "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers tomorrow morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" the policeman replied.
"But I am not even an American!" Says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?" The policeman asks.
The man replies, "I am a Saudi!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
A pit bull on a playground.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
You let the pit bull finish.
The guy that gave it to him.
But really, they're all liti-gators
Pit bulls are intelligent and loving.
A Wiener-Pit, just like your mom.
not much of a watchdog, but it's a vicious gossip.
You can explore pit bull reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pit bull dad jokes. There are also pit bull puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A lot of bytes.
At least you can get some of your baby back from a pit bull.
Another victory in the war on terrier
The pit bull gets to finish.
A very happy pit bull.
Lucky
The guy who gave his AIDS.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pit bull jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working pit bull piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.