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Oscar Pistorius jokes will are not meant to make light of any serious situation. Instead, they playfully poke fun at the absurdity of certain aspects surrounding the infamous athlete. So, when can you use these Oscar Pistorius jokes? Well, they're perfect for livening up a casual gathering, lightening the mood during a conversation, or simply sharing a good laugh with friends. Just remember, humor has the power to bring people together, and these jokes aim to tickle your funny bone in the most ridiculous and harmless way possible.
Now, you might be wondering, why would jokes about Oscar Pistorius be funny? The answer lies in the sheer absurdity of the situations and the unexpected twists these jokes offer. They play on the irony of Pistorius' athletic prowess and the bizarre circumstances surrounding his story. These jokes are not meant to offend or belittle, but rather to create a lighthearted moment and provide a much-needed break from the seriousness of everyday life. So, get ready to chuckle at the unexpected, embrace the ridiculous, and enjoy a good laugh with these witty and clever Oscar Pistorius jokes. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and these jokes are here to brighten your day with their playful humor.
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- It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.
- Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot
- Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time somebody goes in a bathroom and locks the door, you take four shots.
- Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots
- How are manchester city and Oscar Pistorius similar? They lost both legs, but still managed to get four shots on target.
- I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on.
- Do you know what made Oscar Pistorius so angry at his girlfriend? She was looking at another man's legs.
- "Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine
- "Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"
In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps. - The Olympic committee wanted to name a celestial body after Oscar Pistorius. But they were denied since he is already a shooting star.
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Pistorius One Liners
Which pistorius one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pistorius? I can suggest the ones about fury and defence.
- Oscar Pistorius wants a new bathroom door His girlfriend is dead against it.
- Roses are red... Violets are glorious.
I wouldn't surprise
Oscar Pistorius. - Lets be honest Oscar Pistorius will never set foot in a prison
- Poor Oscar Pistorius, he had the world at his feet... If only he knew where they were.
- What is oscar pistorius' favourite band? Bullet for my valentine.
- What do the metric system and Oscar Pistorius have in common? No feet.
- Roses are red Violets are Glorious Don't play hide and go seek
with Oscar Pistorius. - I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle.
- Oscar Pistorius I'm gonna go out on two limbs and say he's guilty
- What rhymes with Pistorius? His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? - part 2 Because Oscar Pistorius.
- Why couldn't Oscar Pistorius win the 100 meter sprint? He wasn't black.
- So ladies, Oscar Pistorius is single... and he is ...
- Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is Oscar Pistorius
- Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva
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What funny jokes about pistorius you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean legless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pistorius pranks.
I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place.
I would have thought he preferred blades.
I want to believe Pistorius......
... But it's pretty clear his argument doesn't have a leg to stand on
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Oscar
• Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius
• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
• When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
• Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
• Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
• I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
• What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
• Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name. Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
• A young woman is dead, the life of up and coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
• I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
• Police have found a list of 20 other women that Pistorius planned to kill, they are calling it shinless list.
• And the Oscar goes to....... Prison.
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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's m**....
Footprints
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it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for m**....
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on
And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.
Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend...
when she said: "for Valentines day, can you take me out?"
Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called....
Taking the Pisstorius.
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Oscar Pistorius was found nit guilty of m**....
He's gonna walk.
Bad taste
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.
Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
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It's no wonder Oscar Pistorius was found guilty of culpable h**....
His defense didn't have a leg to stand on!
Oscar Pistorius' new book deal
I thought I'd share a joke I just heard from a topic on a call-in radio show.
Radio DJ: "Should Oscar Pistorius profit from a book deal about the night he shot his girlfriend?"
Caller: "No he should not. I think you'll find that legally he doesn't have a leg to stand on."
Oscar Pistorius jailed for 5 years after authorities failed to find a good way of putting an electronic tag around his ankle.
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What has four arms, two legs, and howls in the night?
Oscar Pistorius being r**... by his cellmate.
What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?
"I'm stumped."
Oscar Pistorius was given such a merciful sentence...
... that I had to look up Reeva Steenkamp's picture on the Internet to reassure myself she was white.
TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause?
His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered.
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Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without s**..., you should hide, ladies.
But for the love of God, not in the bathroom.
Oscar Pistorius will be celebrating his release to home arrest ....
Oscar Pistorius will be celebrating his release to home arrest by getting legless and doing some shots in the bathroom.
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Oscar Pistorius found guilty of m**...
Police say he is now on the run.
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#BREAKING Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April
Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus.
Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door.
But he was unable to decide between oak or cedar.
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Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail.
Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground.
I hear Oscar Pistorius is competing in the Paralympics.
He's going for Gold in the Shooting.
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I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his m**... trial...
they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the m**... of his girlfriend?
Someone else may well have done the leg work.
Despite Oscar Pistorius' terrible actions, you HAVE to cut him some slack.
Come on, he's never had a leg to stand on
If there's a lesson to be learned from the Oscar Pistorius tragedy,
It's that cyborgs are not to be trusted.
Oscar Pistorius was a great man, with some inspirational quotes.
My favourite is "If you've only taken one shot, don't say you've tried."
Assumption
Y'know, when Oscar Pistorius said he took a shot in the dark, I really didn't expect that
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What's the difference between Oscar Pistorius and God?
Nothing. They both killed their loved ones and only a complete m**... would believe their story.
