Pistorious Jokes

What are some Pistorious jokes?

Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.

Roses are red...

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't spend Valentine's,

With Oscar Pistorious

^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out

it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!

I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.

I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.

Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on

And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.

Roses are red, violets are glorious

Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced

But his wife was dead against it

Oscar Pistorious

That sounds like a spell Harry Potter uses to make your legs fall off

With medical advances over the Summer, it's expected that Oscar Pistorious will walk this August.

What has no legs but doesn't shoot blanks?

Oscar pistorious


In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped.

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