pistorious Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious pistorious puns

Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.

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Roses are red...

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't spend Valentine's,

With Oscar Pistorious



^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out

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it seems Oscar Pistorious jokes still have legs..

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't ever sneak up on Oscar Pistorius.

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

Surely Oscar Pistorius cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!

I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

What do you call a room full of dead people? An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party... or... An Oscar Pistorius St Valentine's Day Massacre

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name - Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorius, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.

I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.



Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity
Personally I don`t think he has a leg to stand on


And the Oscar goes to ... Prison.

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Roses are red, violets are glorious

Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

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Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced

But his wife was dead against it

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Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door

His girlfriend was dead against is

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Oscar Pistorious

That sounds like a spell Harry Potter uses to make your legs fall off

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Roses are red....

....Violets are glorious
never surprise
Oscar Pistorious

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With medical advances over the Summer, it's expected that Oscar Pistorious will walk this August.

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"Pistorious" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someones legs disappear

That's a Frankie Boyle joke

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Roses are red....

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't ever sneak up,
On Oscar Pistorious.

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What has no legs but doesn't shoot blanks?

Oscar pistorious

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Mystery

In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped.

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Oscar Pistorious

I once gave my friend Oscar Pistorious's leg.

"Are you sure this used to belong to him?"

"No," I said, "I'm just taking a shot in the dark"

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Why did Oscar Pistorious shoot his wife?

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Roses are red

Violets are glorious. Don't try to suprise Oscar Pistorious

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Apparently Oscar Pistorious wanted to open his bathroom door

But Reeva was dead against it.

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What are the most funny Pistorious jokes of all time ?

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