Pistachio Jokes

Funniest Pistachio Short Jokes

Short pistachio jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pistachio humour may include short cashew jokes also.

1. Did you know Pinocchio has a brother? His name is Pistachio, every time he lies his nuts grow.
2. Today I met a man who said that everything in the universe was made up of pistachios, almonds and cashews. But that's just nuts.
3. You know when you open a pistachio and it's empty inside? That's getting to know me, in a nutshell.
4. Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first.
5. My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it.
   -She couldn't.-
6. "Are you nuts?" > Are you nuts?
    
   > No, I'm pistachios.
    
   *^Disclaimer:* *^Just* *^like* *^almonds,* *^pistachios* *^are* *^no* *^nuts.*

Share These Pistachio Jokes With Friends

Pistachio One Liners

Which pistachio one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pistachio? I can suggest the ones about almond and almond nuts.

1. I've never experienced post-nut clarity. Maybe I should switch from pecans to pistachios.
2. Pistachio can't But pecan
3. Vaginas are like pistachios... There's always a bad one.
4. Did you know they make pistachio ice cream now It's just nuts
5. What's my favorite flavor of ice cream to eat when we're arguing? Pistachio
6. What do you serve someone when you are really mad at them? Pistachio Ice Cream
7. Why Elvis Presley does not eat pistachio ice cream? Because he is dead.
8. Why would someone name a dog "pistachio"? Because they're nuts
9. Why are pistachios called pistachios? More like "these-are-hard-to-openios"
10. Why did the clam and the pistachio break up? Because hes shellfish and shes a nut.
11. Which nut is the angriest? The pistachio.
12. What do you call a mustache soaked in u**...? A pistachio.
13. What do you call angry f**... hair? Pistachio
14. What do you call it when you open an unripened pistachio? Pistatutory r**...
15. I don't like pistachios They are always p**...-at-chyou

Charming Humor Pistachio Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about pistachio you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pecan nut jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pistachio pranks.