Pist Jokes
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Do you know the Pistorious drinking game?
Every time your girlfriend comes into the room you take four shots.
What do a p**... and candy have in common?
When you pull them out of your backpack suddenly everyone at school wants to be your friend.
Pistachio can't
But pecan
"Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear.
This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine
Take a p**...
1. Take a p**...
2. Point it to your head
3. Pull the trigger
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
I don't like pistachios
They are always p**...-at-chyou
What do you call the sprinter who shot his girlfriend?
Pist off.
I want to believe Pistorius......
... But it's pretty clear his argument doesn't have a leg to stand on
How come the pistil doesn't want to go out with the stamen?
Because the stamen has no style.
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