The Best 88 Pirates Wheel Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Pirates Wheel Jokes and Puns

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

Bartender: "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

Pirate: "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...

The bartender asks, "Hey Pirate! What's up with the steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "Arrr, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a ships wheel on his crotch. One of the patrons says "Hey, you knw you got a ships wheel on your crotch, right?" To which the pirate replies "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Pirates Wheel joke, A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a steering wheel down his pants. He orders a drink. The bartender says "sure thing, I'll get you a drink, but do you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

Pirate says "Arrrr, maytee, its driving me nuts."

The story of the pirate.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender notices that there is the steering wheel to a ship on the front of his pants. So the bartender, perplexed, says to him "you know that there's a steering wheel on your crotch, right?" and the pirate says "Arr! Its drivin' me nuts!"


A pirate walks into a bar

with a steering wheel hanging from the front of his belt. The bar tender said, "Hey buddy, you have a steering wheel tied to your pants". To which the pirate replied, "Arr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar

The bar tender notices that he has a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants, he asks "doesn't that bother you". And the pirate says "arrrr it's drivin me nuts"

Pirates Wheel joke, A pirate walks into a bar

A Pirate Walks into a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Hey Pirate, you've got a steering wheel hanging from your pants". The pirate says "Yarr, and it's drivin' me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar...

With a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender notices and says "sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel down your pants?" To which the pirate replies "Arr, it's driving me nuts."

So a pirate walks into a bar..

and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, "Did you know that there's a steering wheel coming out of your crotch?" The pirate nods and says, "Arr, it's driving me nuts!"

So a pirate walks into a bar…

A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrr, I don't know, it's driving me nuts."

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A Pirate Walks Into the Doctors Office

The pirate walks in and tells the doc he's having an issue down below.
He drops his pants and the doc says, "My god there's your problem! You have a steering wheel attached to your testicles!"

The pirate responds, "ARRR IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
He sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
As the bartender pours his drink he asks him why there's a steering wheel in his pants.
The prate replies, "Arrrr it's drivin me nuts."

Guy walks into a bar...

and sees a pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Intrigued, the man approaches and inquires "whats with the steering wheel?" to which the pirate responds, "Arrr, its drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

... and sits down to order a drink. The bartender notices something peculiar about the pirate and can't hold in his curiosity.

"Hey buddy", the bartender says. "Why is there a wheel sticking out the front of your pants?"

"Yarr", the pirate replies. "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts".

A joke for pirate day.

A pirate ship's first mate comes up to the deck to find the ship's (steering) wheel missing. The first mate rushes to the captain of the ship, only to find the wheel in his pants.

The first mate asks, "Captain, did you know the ship's wheel is in your pants?"

"Aaarrrh," the pirate captain replied. "I know, it's driving me nuts!"

Pirates Wheel joke, A joke for pirate day.

A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

The bartender says "hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate responds "ARGH! it drives me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

...and he's got a ship's wheel shoved down the front of his pants. The bartender asks him, "Why is there ship's wheel in your pants?"

The pirate responds, "YAAARRR! It be drivin' me nuts!"

Pirate jokes I've heard throughout my life

What did the pirate say when the steering wheel was shoved down his pants?
ARGHHHHH your driven me nuts!
Why was the pirate dissatisfied with his blind date?
She had a sunken chest and no booty.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
They can spend years stuck at sea!
And of course: Why couldn't the teenagers watch the pirate movie?
BECAUSE IT WAS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!


A pirate walks into a bar

with a ships wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender says, "Hey mate, what's with the wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arg, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

He has a ship's wheel right on his crotch. The bartender asks:

"What's the wheel for?"

The pirate reply's:

"ARRRRRGH, It's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender says, "You know you got a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

One more Pirate joke for the road!

A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in the front of his pants. The Bartender finds this odd, and asks the pirate "why do you have ship steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replies with, "I don't know, but it is driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

... with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper. The bartender notices, and says to the pirate, "Hey, buddy. You know you got a steering wheel coming out of your pants?" The pirate looks at the bartender with an annoyed stare and says, "Arrrrr! I know. It's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar...

...he has a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel on his belt buckle. Bartender says, "hey you've got a steering wheel on your belt." Pirate says, "arg! I know, it's driving me nuts!"

Pirate walks into bar. Barkeep notices a steering wheel attached to the pirate's groin, asks about it.

"Aarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Pirate walks into a bar...

..the bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants. So the bartender asks, is that a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate replies, "arrr, it's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar

And the bartender says, "hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?". The pirate replies,"arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts".

So a pirate walks into a bar...

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants..

Bar Tender: "hi sir, um.. you know you have a steering wheel in your pants right?"

Pirate: "Aye! it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate goes to the doctor

A doctor walks into his exam room and is greeted with a strange sight: a pirate captain with a ships steering wheel protruding from his waistline. The doctor says "Well, I'm not sure what you came in here for, but I think we should start by addressing the steering wheel down your pants."

The pirate nods fervently, and says "Yarr, it's been drivin' me nuts!"

So, a pirate walks into the bar with a ship's wheel in his breeches...

The bartender gives him a funny look and says, "Hey, you know you have a wheel in your pants?". The Pirate responds, "Yarr, it's drivin me nuts!"

Pirate Walks into a bar...

Bartender says - "Hey Pirate..." The Pirate walks over to the barkeep, and gives him a nod. The bartender says, "I don't mean to embarass you, but I noticed you've got a steering wheel attached to your crotch." The pirate looks down and says "ArrrH I know, and it be drivin me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

The bartender says, "Pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your willie?"

The pirate replies, "ARRG! It's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar..

So, this pirate walks into a bar to have a drink.
The barkeeper looks at him and says: "Sir, do you know that you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"
>Says the pirate: "Ayy, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.

The bartender looks at him for a second and says "Alright. I'll ask. What's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate says "YAR! It be drivin' me nuts!"

My favorite pirate joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a huge wooden ships wheel stuck down the front of his pants, as he waddles up to the bar the bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that thing bother you?"
To which the pirate replies, "Gaarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

So a pirate walks into a bar...

So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a large ship wheel on what looks like his belt buckle. The pirate tries to sit at the bar, but the wheel is too large for him to be able to comfortably sit. The bartender says, "Hey, you're having trouble because of that wheel on your crotch." The pirate replies, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."

A Pirate walks into a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says "what's that on your belt buckle?"

Pirate says "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a steering wheel mounted on his crotch.

He says to the bartender "Yar, I'll get me a rum."

The bartender says "Okay buddy. But first you gotta tell me... what's with the steering wheel on your crotch?"

The pirate says "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

A joke my granpda tells to me every time I see him

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says "sir do you know there's a steering wheel in your pants" the pirate replies "yarr, its driving me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch. Someone asks "what is that on you?"
He responds, "Arrr, I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks at the steering wheel and asks, "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate responds, "Yar it's driving me nuts."

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs.

Bartender: What's with the steering wheel?

Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!

A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

...With the steering wheel to his ship crammed into his trousers.

Bartender: What is that steering wheel doing down your pants?

Pirate: Arrrgh... It's drivin' me nuts!

This pirate

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him 'Why in the world do you have a steering wheel in your pants?' The pirate responds 'Argh I don't know but it's been driving me nuts all day.'

Another pirate joke that doesn't end in "Arrrr"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. So he says to the pirate, "What's up with the steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate says, "It's drivin' me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar

with a steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why is there a steering wheel sticking out your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a large steering wheel on the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate responds, "Arrr, it be driving me nuts!"

A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

As he walks down the street someone notices and asks "Doesn't that hurt?"

The pirate replies, "Arr, it drives me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender looks at him for a moment, before asking, "Hey, what's up with the steering wheel?"

The pirate goes "Arghhh, it be driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper...

He sets up at the bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "whooaa whoaaa, before I serve you a drink, whats up with the steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" The pirate just says, "yaarrg its drivin' me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks, "Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate says, "Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel sticking out his crotch.
'Does that not hurt?' asks the bartender.
To which the pirate replies: 'Yaarr, it's driving me nuts!'

A pirate walks into a bar...

with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender notices him, notices the wheel, and says, "Hey, I'll serve you, but what's with the wheel?"

The pirate responds, "Arrrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

So a pirate walks into a bar,

he has a steering wheel on his crotch.
The bartender goes: "What are you doing with that thing?"
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

When the bartender points it out, the pirate replies "Arrrgh, it's been driving me nuts all day."

A pirate captain walks into a bar...

...with a peg leg, a steering wheel hanging from his pants, and a parrot on his shoulder.

Bartender: "Excuse me Captain, but you have a steering wheel hanging from your pants!"

Pirate: "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar..

With a wheel on his crotch. The bar tender says
"Aye, what's with the wheel?"

Pirate says "arrrrrghhhhhh, it be driving me nuts"

The Pirates pants

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says to him "why have you got a steering wheel on your pants isn't that annoying".

The Pirate says "Aye its driving me nuts".

A pirate walks into a bar

The bartender says to him:

"Hey pirate, are you aware there's a steering wheel coming from your zipper?"

The pirate replies:

"AARRGHH matey, it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his croch.....

i asked him "why do you have a wheel on your croch?"

he replies "arghhhh its driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel for a belt buckle

Bar tender says "I like the belt buckle"
Pirate replies "Arrgh, it's drivin me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants.

The bartender looks up and says "Hey Pirate, you've a got a steering wheel coming out of the front of your pants!"

The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into McDonalds.

This pirate has a steering wheel between his legs, but doesn't seem to notice. As he places his order, the employee at the register keeps glancing at it awkwardly. Finally, as the pirate finishes ordering, the employee says "Sir, are you aware there's a steering wheel between your legs?" The pirate looks at it and goes "Yar. It be driving me nuts."

A pirate walks in with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper...

His matey asks, "Aarrr, why is there a steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate respond, "Aarrr, it's me wife, she drives me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants

The barkeep says, "you've got a steering wheel in your pants."

The pirate: "Aaarg! And it's driving me nuts!"

Edit * my dad may or may not have told me this joke..

A pirate walks into a bar.....

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and also a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says to the pirate, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants!"

The pirate says, "Arrrrgggg, I know. It's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar...

with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch.

The bartender asks, "what's up with the wheel?"

The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender, obviously curious, says:

"Are you aware there's a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

The pirate replies:

"AARRGGHH, It drives me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar,

He has what appears to be a steering wheel tucked into his pants.
Another patron of the bar asks,
"why do you have that in your pants? Isn't it uncomfortable?"
The pirate responded,
"Aye, matey, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar, dits down and orders a drink. The barkeep obliges and brings a drink for the pirate, and he notices there is a steering wheel in thenpirwtes pants.

The barkeep was too curious to not inquire what was going on. "Excuse me sir, can I ask why there is a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate responding, "Arrggg, I not be sure, but it's driving me nuts."

Have you ever heard the one about the pirate who walked into a bar with a steering wheel around his crotch?

The bartender said, "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel around your crotch?"

The pirate said, "ARRR, it's driving me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his crotch.

The bartender asks: Hey, what's with the wheel?

The pirate answers: Yaaargh! It's drivin' me nuts!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

"You realize there is a steering wheel attached to your crotch right?"

The pirate says:
"ARRRRR, AND THEY DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks "Dang man, doesn't that hurt?". The pirate replies "ARRRGGH IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"

I pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender says...

**Bartender:** Uh (pointing down), you know you have a ship's wheel hanging from your testicles?

**Pirate:** Aye! (nodding his head while removing his pipe), and it's driving me nuts.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed down the front of his pants.

The bartender says, "Isn't that uncomfortable?"
The pirate responds, "Ar, it's drivin' me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck In between his legs

The bartender noticing this says: hey why do you have a steering wheel in between your legs?

The pirate replies: Yarr i don't know, but it's driving me nuts

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch.

The bartender whinces and says "Are you alright? That looks painful!"

The pirate replied "Aar! Its driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

With a steering wheel tied to his crotch.
The bar tender asks umm, why is steering wheel tied to your crotch?
The pirate replies Aarrrr it be driving me nuts!!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender says "You know you got a steering wheel in your pants"

The pirate says "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

A pirate walks into the doctor's office:

Pirate: Doc, you got to help, me ships steering wheel is stuck to me crotch.

Doctor: So, what's the problem?

Pirate: Doc... it's driving me nuts!

A pirate walks into a bar

The bartender asks him, Hey, is that a steering wheel in your pants.

The pirate responds, Ayyyy, it's drivin' me nuts!

A Pirate Walked Into A Bar With A Ship's Wheel

A pirate walked into a bar with a ship's wheel fastened to his belt buckle. The bartender says, "Sir, do you know you have a ship's wheel fastened to your belt buckle?" To which the pirate responds, "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar

With a steering wheel on his belt buckle.

Bartender: "Oi pirate! What's with the steery thingy on ye belt?"

Pirate: "Yarr it's driving me nuts!" "Also it's me cake day so please don't be swabbing me in the blue cheese for the bad jokes"

I made an attempt!

So, a pirate walks into a bar..

..with a wheel in his crotch..

The bar tender says: "hey, man, what's with the wheel?"

And the pirate saysback: "Arrr! It's driving me nuts!"

The other day I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his belt

When I asked him about it he said Arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts

A pirate walks into a bar...

... with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.

The bartender asks, "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"

"Aye!" the pirate responds. "Its driving me nuts!"

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