Pirates Caribbean Jokes
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- My friend couldn't see the new Pirates of the caribbean movie because of an eye injury... his Depp perception isn't too good now
- I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said "Wow, it's a small world!"
She said, "actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean." - [OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador. We call ourselves... The Pillage People.
- Pirates of the Caribbean joke A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.
I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean. - What's a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote? Take what you can, give nothing back!
- What does Pirates of the Caribbean have in common with corn? They're both about a buccaneer.
- If a tour group in the Bahamas downloads some bit torrent movies while there does that make them Pirates of the Caribbean?
- I once watched a marathon of all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. By the end of it, I was stuck in a Johnny Deppression.
- When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?
- What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Blackbeard you've been selected as the pirate of the year and have won a two week Caribbean cruise!
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Pirates Caribbean One Liners
Which pirates caribbean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pirates caribbean? I can suggest the ones about pirate ship and pirate treasure.
- If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?
- If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?
- What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy
- The new Pirates of the Caribbean trailer reminds me of iPhone 7 Theres no Jack
- What do you call people who download movies in Jamaica? Pirates of the Caribbean.
- I illegally downloaded a movie in the Bahamas I guess I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean
- No Jack in the new Pirates Of the Caribbean... ...just like the iPhone 7.
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Pie rates of the Caribbean joke
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
A new Pirates of the Caribbean movie is like old people n**... at the public swimming pool.
You don't want to see it but you still end up seeing it anyway.
On a cold night I walked into a bar in the Caribbean...
..I saw that the bar was filled with gloomy shivering sailors and one happy pirate. I went to order a jug or r**... and told the pirate that I could make him lose his smile and make all the others happy.
He replied that it's never going to happen.
So I took his wooden leg and threw it to the fireplace.
All the sailors were delighted and the pirate was hopping mad.
A skeleton walks into a bar
He walks up to the bartender and orders a beer and a mop.
(Credit goes to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie but just wanted to share)
Pirate pick-up lines
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Nice p**... deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your p**... and prepare to be boarded.
I've hidden b**... all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!
That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!
That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.
My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.
Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.