Pirate Treasure Jokes
35 pirate treasure jokes and hilarious pirate treasure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pirate treasure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pirate Treasure Short Jokes
Short pirate treasure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pirate treasure humour may include short pirate ship jokes also.
- What did the pirate do when he got lost and ended up in Antarctica? He searched for brrrrrrr-ied treasure!
- What's the difference between pirate treasure and Madeline McCann? There's a map showing where the treasure was buried.
- Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
- My friend thought Piracy was Captains with eyepatches, Boats robbing other boats for treasure, stuff like that... I said No, it's a Pirate see?
- An illiterate pirate lands at an island with a treasure map. The map says "X marks the spot."
He is unable to find it. - Pirates that used X to mark the spot were s**.... If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIRATE THAT KISSED THE PIRATE WOMANS TREASURE CHEST? His tongue got stuck in her b**...!
- What did the pirate say when the other pirates called his treasure chest ugly? Yarr.. b**... is in the eye of the beholder.
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Pirate Treasure One Liners
Which pirate treasure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pirate treasure? I can suggest the ones about pirates caribbean and pirate.
- What paper towel brand do pirates treasure? Bounty.
- Pirate 1: "the treasures be buried" Pirate 2:" *are"
- What did the knitting pirate buy with his treasure? YAAAAAARN
- How many of the pirates wanted to dig up the treasure? Avast majority!
- Where do modern pirates store their treasure? An *Arr*-chive.
- How do you find a Communist Pirate's treasure? X Marx the spot
- What do pirates say when they find a particularly nice treasure? WHOOP, THERE IT IS!
- What did the pirate do before burying his treasure? Dig a hole...
- What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it
- What is a Pirates least favourite treasure to find? A sunken chest with no b**....
- Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that b**... bounce.
- A dad joke What do you call the pit that a pirate buries his treasure in?
A b**... hole - How does a pirate know how much treasure he has? He shakes his "b**..."
Amusing Pirate Treasure Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about pirate treasure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pirate halloween jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pirate treasure pranks.
Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
A boy walks up to a pirate
A boy walks up to a pirate and curious about his missing leg, arm, and eye, asks about them.
"Why are your arm and leg missing?" the boy asks.
"Well, I was attacked by a gator while burying me treasure. Now I got me a wooden peg and hook for me hand"
"Then what happened to your eye?"
"s**... seagull pooped in it."
"A bird p**... in your eye made it fall right out?" The boy asks, surprised.
"No, lad. That was the first day I had my hook!"
A pirate captain was sailing to Antarctica in search of treasure.
One morning, his first mate woke him.
Captain, the ship won't move! The ocean is frozen solid!
The pirate captain rose from his bed, yawned, and stretched. After a good scratch, he put on his boots and coat, and strode out of his quarters.
As he arrived at the bow of the ship, his men gathered around in nervous anticipation. He pulled out his pocket telescope and took a good, long look around the entire horizon. He collapsed his telescope, placed it back in his pocket, and clasped his hands behind his back. After some time, he tipped his head down toward his first mate and said:
Ice sea.
Is anyone else having problems with their spellchecker?
Mine keeps correcting into weird things. Like changing "my" into "me", "money" into "gold pieces" and the letter x into "here be treasure". It's a pirate copy.
Pirate pick-up lines
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Nice p**... deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your p**... and prepare to be boarded.
I've hidden b**... all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!
That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!
That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.
My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.
Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.