Pirate Parrot Jokes
30 pirate parrot jokes and hilarious pirate parrot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pirate parrot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pirate Parrot Short Jokes
Short pirate parrot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pirate parrot humour may include short parrot pirate jokes also.
- I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!" I said, "Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"
The pirate replied, "Arrrrr, it's a parroty error." - What do pirate parrots say? Polly wanna kraken!
(Amongst a large array other parrot-related sounds) - Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
- I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. "Arrrr...it were on sail.'
- A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself.
- What does every parrot and pirate want in the Fourth of July? A firecracker and some gunpowder.
- Why do pirates never have parrots called Chip? Because then they'd have a chip on their shoulder.
(I'm sorry) - A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted "Where's my ship!?"
- What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot? ISIS
- Why didn't the gay pirate have a parrot? Because he preferred a c**...-er-two!
This is my first original pirate-themed joke. I have more on the way. Love it? Hate it? Let me know!
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Pirate Parrot One Liners
Which pirate parrot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pirate parrot? I can suggest the ones about pet parrot and parrot.
- You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head.
- What happens if a pirate abuses his parrots? The Yarrr-SPCA come and take them away.
- Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?. It gave him the cold shoulder.
- Why did the pirates never have headache or fever? Because the Parrot's eat them all.
- Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt! - what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his g**...? He got a woodpecker.
Pirate Parrot Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pirate parrot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pirate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pirate parrot pranks.
A pirate captain walks into a bar...
...with a peg leg, a steering wheel hanging from his pants, and a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender: "Excuse me Captain, but you have a steering wheel hanging from your pants!"
Pirate: "Arrrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar...
...he has a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel on his belt buckle. Bartender says, "hey you've got a steering wheel on your belt." Pirate says, "arg! I know, it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar.....
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and also a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says to the pirate, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants!"
The pirate says, "Arrrrgggg, I know. It's driving me nuts."
Pirate pick-up lines
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Nice p**... deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your p**... and prepare to be boarded.
I've hidden b**... all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!
That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!
That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.
My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.
Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.
A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, eyepatch, and a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartender asks how he got the peg leg.
"Well", says the pirate, "I fell into the sea and had to fight off a shark, but he ate me leg."
"What about the hook hand?" Pirate: "Me vessel got boarded by some scallywags and I lost me hand in the fight."
"Well, how about the eyepatch?"
"Ol' Polly here pooped in me eye!"
The bartender was confused and asked how that could possibly make him lose his eye. The pirate responds: "First day with the hook."
A pirate, parrot, and a genie were on a boat
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into r**...!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening c**..., and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest r**... ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of r**... on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
Pirate walks into a bar
As a bartender was cleaning up for the evening as a pirate walked into his bar. This was the most stereo typical pirate the bartender had ever seen. He had an eye-patch over one eye, a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, a hook for a hand, and spoke with the usual pirate accent. The only thing that set this pirate apart from all the other pirates the bartender had seen was the GIANT wood steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.
The Pirate approached the bar and shouted "ARR...Barkeep! Give me a whiskey!"
The bartender said: "Sure pirate, but first, you have to tell me, what's with the giant steering wheel shoved down the front of your pants?"
The Pirate replied: "ARR, I don't know! But it's driving me NUTS!"
A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate walks into a bar and sits. He is dressed as a stereotypical pirate, with a hook hand, peg leg, eyepatch, and a parrot on his shoulder. As the bartender prepares his drink, he asks, "What happened to your hand?" The pirate replies, "I was sparring with me crew and one cut off me hand." Bartender: "What about your leg?" Pirate: "We were boarding an enemy ship and o**... went and cut off me leg." Bartender: "And the eyepatch?" Pirate: "Well, Polly pooped in me eye." The bartender exclaims, "That doesn't make you lose an eye!" The pirate sighs and says, "It was me first day with the hook."