Pirate Knock Knock Jokes
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Pirate Knock Knock Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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My six year old's current favorite joke:
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting pirate.
Me: Interrupting pira...
Him: Arrrrrrgggh!!!
Trick or Treat!
A small boy dressed as a pirate knocked on my door last night.
I opened the door and he waved his sword & said "Trick or Treat"
I said " Oh look a pirate, but where are your buccaneers ? "
He took the chocolate bar & replied " Under my buckin hat "
A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate.
A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut t**...'s and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy
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