Pirate Knock Knock Jokes
3 pirate knock knock jokes and hilarious pirate knock knock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pirate knock knock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pirate Knock Knock Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pirate knock knock joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My six year old's current favorite joke:
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting pirate.
Me: Interrupting pira...
Him: Arrrrrrgggh!!!
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A little girl knocks on my door and said Brick or Breat. I said what are you dressed up as? She said a Birate.
A birate you mean a pirate She said ya a birate. I asked if you are a pirate were are your buccaneers you know your band of cut t**...'s and theaves, were are your buccaneers? she said under my bucking hat give me the bucking candy
Pirate for Halloween
A little boy with a speech impediment dressed as pirate for Halloween. He knocked on the door and when the lady answered he said "pick or peat". The lady asked what? He replied "pick or peat" and shook is bag. The lady said oh trick or treat and the little boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked what are you dressed as? The boy responded a "birate". Lady asked what? The boy responded a "birate". Lady then said a "pirate" and the boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked where are your "Buccaneers" which the little boy reached up grabbing his ear and said " right here lady where are your bucking eyes"
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